Replacing balls

[A-1 (imported)]

...You are, of course, absolutely correct!

I should not play around with matters that I know nothing about.

Just keep my ice cream vanilla!

A-1

[antonia (imported)]

May I just connect these two threads as Jab here seems to have just the right solution.

(Eunuchs in the Arts and News, Greg the Bunny, by Jab)

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Greg the Bunny?

This is marginally related to this forum, but it's so incredibly twisted that it's worth mentioning herein.

There's a new show on FOX TV called Greg the Bunny. It's simply a fun, twisted show.

In the most recent episode, Greg (he's a puppet, but alive, work with me on this) is constantly getting attacked by someone's pet dog. Greg's best friend is madly in love with the dog's owner, and every time she comes over with the dog, there's a scene of the two humans talking/kissing and a dog trying to eat a fleece bunny.

Early in the episode, Greg shows his best friend a novelty item: "Sammy Davis Jr. Eyeballs", which are plastic eyes that play "Mr. Bojangles" when they're rolled around.

The humans go out for a date, and the dog attacks the fleece bunny and chases him under the bed. The bunny eventually gets to a phone, calls friends for help, and they come over and realize that the dog's aggression is from ... his testicles. The Vietnam Vet who's a friend of the bunny, does the deed. Then they need to find some small orbs to be "stunt doubles" for the dog's balls, and put in the "Sammy Davis Jr. Eyeballs."

When the humans come back from the date, they find the bunny and the dog sleeping on the couch. ("Ah, how cute.") The dog walks up to his owner, and "Mr. Bojangles" starts playing.

"Why is 'Mr. Bojangles' coming out of my dog's scrotum?" is the first question asked. It goes from there.

Every time the dog shifts its weight, the song starts again. It's hysterically funny, in a rude sort of way.

Yes, they did exactly that: castrated the dog and put musical fake balls in as a replacement. (What an idea!)

It's one of the most twisted bits I've seen in network television. Wonderful stuff.

eure antonia

[peakboy (imported)]

Hello Eunuch Archive,

This is the hottest thread I have read in ages. Thank you Master Waddie for demonstrating that these fantasies are possible and do take place! Can't wait to introduce the idea of big metal fakes to my master for consideration!

Peakboy

[A-1 (imported)]

peakboy,

maybe master waddie knows where you might get a couple of 5lb. stainless steel shotputs.

A-1

[LonePanther88 (imported)]

God!! I love this site!!

Everyone here is so deliciously........twisted

I am straight but reading this stuff makes me almost wish I had a master (like A-1 or Master Waddie)

Of course I would prefer a Mistress (Goddess) instead though

[peakboy (imported)]

Thank you A1- the shot would be nice but impractical for airport security machines. How about a set of three smaller balls - like one of those desk toys? But I think any boy would be grateful for two nice heavy ones.

Peakboy

[LonePanther88 (imported)]

Hey check this out!

I recently found a little kids toy where I work and it is a tough red transparent plastic ball exactly the same size as a testicle. It is called FlashBall and whenever it is smacked; two extremely bright red lights on the inside start flashing. Its actually really cool. When I was goofing around with it at my house I remembered this thread and so I went inside and stripped and held it up under my ball sack. Lo - and behold it shown through the sack quite brightly and instantly I had bright red flashing nuts:D ....................something like that as a replacement would be useful for keeping track of your slave........say.....in like a big dripping wet orgy or something like that:hump

[Slutmarco (imported)]

I would be very interested in hearing about before, during, and after.

If you really used the big nueticles I would be interested in seeing a picture.

Dave

Hi all.

It's finally realy going to happen. My master told me that within a few weeks I will have animal replacement balls.

Next week my master wil first start to strach my sack in order to make room for the animal implants. They will use the Original Neuticles, medium sized, for implanting in my sack.

After my sack is streched enough I will be taken to a vet that's a close friend of my master. He will remove my balls and insert the neuticles (dog replacement balls) in my emtied sack.

My master will provide me with even larger replacement balls when the medium sized fit well and do a good job. He will try to get horse-sized, but if that can't be done, he will put in 3 large neuticles.

I will keep you informed on progress in this topic. Espesialy when my balls get removed and the neuticles placed.

greets,

SlaveM

[LondonGirl27 (imported)]

sir! i just read the ad of your slave (please see it below) and i got rockhard of it. sorry about this, but im not under control. i think its the best way for a slave to get steel balls instead of the testicles. did you do it to your slave? it would be very kind if you gave me an answer.

submissive yours, LondonGirl27.

more about me if you are interested: http://sling.gmxhome.de/FF27London

[jemagirl (imported)]

God!! I love this site!!

Everyone here is so deliciously........twisted

I am straight but reading this stuff makes me almost wish I had a master (like A-1 or Master Waddie)

Of course I would prefer a Mistress (Goddess) instead though

Hmmmmm......

I wonder if Slutmarco ever did get his balls replaced and what popular tune they might be playing when his Masters fuck him.

I agree with Master Waddie about a slave being able to enjoy getting fucked. I tend to think of Masters who are selfish in that way as uncaring. The truth is slaves have needs of their own and a good Master knows how to be a Master with out diminishing the slave.

For me it was enough to be appreciated by my Master but the sex was part of it too. There were allot of reasons it didn't work between us, but one of the reasons was I was not appreciated any more. That took all the joy out of serving him.

Jema