Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze

[IbPervert (imported)]

Geee, Did anyone ever write a story like this one?

Sometimes truth is stranger then fiction

ibpervert

Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze

The victim suffered second-degree burns on his testicles

SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25786594/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25786594/)

[chilliwilli (imported)]

...anybody got a light?

[kristoff]

Some folks just get here the hard way, no?

[chilliwilli (imported)]

Yes...but I would not trade GLORY and VALOR...for anything my fellow eunuchs have!

chilli-

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

His nuts roasting on an open fiiiiiiire.

Jack Frost nipping at your nooooose.

Makes me feel all Christmassy. (What are you lovers getting me?:) )

Yoli

[chilliwilli (imported)]

His nuts roasting on an open fiiiiiiire.

Jack Frost nipping at your nooooose.

Makes me feel all Christmassy. (What are you lovers getting me?:) )

Yoli

Yoli-

Does size matter?

chilli-

[Blaise (imported)]

Some folks just get here the hard way, no?

Yes, we do!

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

His nuts roasting on an open fiiiiiiire.

Jack Frost nipping at your nooooose.

Makes me feel all Christmassy. (What are you lovers getting me?:) )

Yoli

I always thought that was "Jack Frost nosing at your nips." --FLO--

[JustPlainCurious (imported)]

Needless to say/type, this poor fellow needs to find much better company than those two idiots. And, at least, in some cases, testicles can survive second-degree burns and still function properly, right? And, who thinks the two jackasses should be turned into eunuchs, like in prison/jail?

[Ernie of Maine (imported)]

I think that JustPlainCurious Is right! __________Ernie of Maine____________