I have just single handedly taken over the entire world!

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I have just single handedly taken over the entire world!

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You all belong to me now! *lashes whip*

Now build me a pyramid! And it needs to be made out of rocks from the middle of the ocean.

Get to it! *cracks whip*

And get me a new whip, I just broke this one...

Your king has spoken! 👉
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Would a Lego pyramid suffice?
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I do not mind the lash but hard labor not this eunuch. Once you get it built I will help decorate and review the troops for you.
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Would a Lego pyramid suffice?

Only if the legos are made of stone and retrieved from the bottom of the deepest ocean.
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AznPuppy (imported) wrote: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:54 pm Only if the legos are made of stone and retrieved from the bottom of the deepest ocean.

Made of ceramics and from the deep end of my bathtub will have to do.
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AznPuppy (imported) wrote: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:53 pm You all belong to me now! *lashes whip*

Now build me a pyramid! And it needs to be made out of rocks from the middle of the ocean.

Get to it! *cracks whip*

And get me a new whip, I just broke this one...

Your king has spoken! 👉

You can get new whips at the Up Your Alley fair in San Francisco this Sunday July 27.
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Why are ceramic legos in your bathtub?
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AznPuppy (imported) wrote: Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:35 pm Why are ceramic legos in your bathtub?

Because my rubber duckies demanded living quarters.
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:shot191:Weat a minnite I didn,t surrenger yet and I have a T.A.S.E.R. with friess battries in it!🙄 Wipes are so old hat.🍑👋:🔫🔫:_____Ernie of Maine___________________😄
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T.A.S.E.R. huh? Well I have an attack trained Burmese cat of higher than average intelligence. It can even use the toilette.
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