electric toilet seat

[Kangan (imported)]

This is a must for all you anal types. It's the ultimate enema machine!

http://www.sandman.com/intimst.html

Yoli would like it too!

[Mac (imported)]

I would be great if it instantaneously killed your penis and testicles.

[Kangan (imported)]

I would be great if it instantaneously killed your penis and testicles.

Sorry, Mac. All it does is squirt water up your butt and/or pussy.

I've got 2 of them and they are great. No more scratchy toilet paper since they also have a hot air blow dry unit built in. This is a real plus if you are on a septic system like we are.

Also, the seat can be heated for winter use. Well worth the price of about $450 + shipping.

This kind of toilet seat is in use all over Japan and East Asia.

[A-1 (imported)]

I doubt that America will ever warm up to this idea...

[Riverwind (imported)]

well, I use these wet wipes, because TP doesn't clean shit but 450 for a seat. I can buy a lot of wipes for that price. like a 20 or 30 year supply.

River

[Arab Nights (imported)]

You find the low tech ancestors scattered around the Middle East today. All I could ever do is make an embarrassing mess. Maybe technology will save my ass.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Wow! And I thought I was upscale 'cause we have a bidet!

Yoli

The Girl With The Pristine >^..^<

[radar (imported)]

I was introduced to those things in Taiwan several years ago, and I loved them, though it's probably true that they'll not easily take hold here, unless hotels start installing them or something, and people learn how nice they are to use. I plan to buy one soon.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

First: A $400 toilet seat?????? I paid $4.77 for the latest one I bought. Second: I don't need technical help to get my ass wet on a toilet. Third: None of us needs another useless gadget that consumes electricity. --FLO--

[tugon (imported)]

When I was in management I walked into the break room where several of the employees were laughing. One turned to me and asked if I would like a bordeaux and I said I would love one. More laughter this time at my expense. The next question was "how many times would you like one?" and I said "every night after leaving here". Finally someone said I thought only women used them. I turned and asked "are you talking about bidets"? They thought for a minute and realized the word was bidet. I explained I thought they meant a red wine. They giggled some more and I do not think their mental image was of me relaxing with a glass of red wine.