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stewie69 (imported)
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Dreaming...

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I had a strange dream last night. I was in the bathtub (odd enough, since I'm a shower guy). I looked down, and my penis was gone - clean cut, no stump. I looked around and found a straight razor on the side of the tub, my penis right next to it. There was no blood, and I felt no pain. I felt panic, and a bit of confusion - had I finally given in to the impulse and cut it off? I couldn't recall. Then I was torn between wanting to get help - to get it reattached, or to start exploring my new dickless lifestyle. Could I really live without sex??? I woke up at that point. The dream was so vivid that I had to check to make sure my penis was still there. (It was :)) I've had penectomy fantasies since I was a kid, but this is the first really lucid dream I've had in a very long time. Usually, I'll just have an occasional fleeting fantasy during intercourse or masturbation. The weird thing is, I'm not sure if I'd rather not have this kind of dream again, or if I'm hoping my mind will continue to come up with more cock-loss movies for my dozing hours.
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And somewhere, a little girl named Yoli is admiring the contents of a ZipLoc(TM) bag as she scrubs her shiny little "special" knife.

Hey! That's ME in the video! I didn't know Stewie has a security cam in his bedroom!

No church today, the choir director's ravings notwithstanding, 'cause we're hosting a BBQ and swim party.

The main course? Here's a hint:

http://www.mysanantonio.com/sharedconte ... D93O0.html

And Yoli shot the critter her own self!

There will be other meats as well, including venison, kiolbasa sausage, shrimp, and catfish.

By late evening, your little Yoli will be a fat (NOT!), disgusting (Probably), and somewhat tipsy (Take THAT to the bank!), slob.

No, Stewie, IT won't be BBQ'ed. Small :dong:s always fall through the grill.🙄

Teehee!

Yoli
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