kangaroo balls

[twaddler (imported)]

Unique gift souvenir: kangaroo scrotum bottle opener

by Abha Malpani Mar 12th 2008 @ 4:20PM

Click to view nextIn 2007, over 3.6 million kangaroos were available for harvest in Australia. What does that mean? There are enough dead kangaroo testicles available to make 'kangaroo scrotum bottle openers' an authentic and valid souvenir from Down Under.

Although kangaroo is a subject of protection under the Australian Government, the animals need to be constantly harvested to control numbers, thanks to its prolific affinity to reproduce.

I lived in Australia for three years where, after eating kangaroo tail, buffalo sausages and crocodile cutlets, I thought I'd seen and done most things authentically Ozzie. Kangaroo scrotum never came into the picture though. Bummer.

Having said that, I'm not sure how I'd feel holding on to kangaroo testicles to open a bottle (what do they stuff them with?), but I would certainly NEVER forget the person who gave it to me. They are available mostly in grey, brown and white, and $25 is not a bad price for something as "special" as this.

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[Daughter (imported)]

That's pretty groovy! I have the Kangaroo Scrotum Coin Purse.

[Kyle (imported)]

Kangaroo Scrotum purses are sold commercially in a few tourist shops. They are an excellent prepared item and of high quality. I gave one or two to lady friends.

They loved them.

[SunLord (imported)]

well they do have pretty big balls lol

so gal would fit more change than she needs in them lol

[HairyHarry (imported)]

My daughter brought one from Oz for me as a gift. Either the skin shrinks a great deal during processing, or it was a VERY small animal. It was certainly smaller than my own.

[SunLord (imported)]

My daughter brought one from Oz for me as a gift. Either the skin shrinks a great deal during processing, or it was a VERY small animal. It was certainly smaller than my own.

You don't look like you have any! lol

There are different species. Some small.

Mostly Eastern Grey and Western Reds are harvested and they easily have balls bigger than the average man. I know I've castrated a few of them and compared. lol