A friend forwarded this

[Gil (imported)]

Haven't found anything on this at Snopes yet. The part with the wild raccoons is a nice touch, says I.

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Thomas Kincade to Unveil Provacative New "Blood and Feces-Smeared World of Wonder" Collection

KincadeTired of creating art that people would actually want to buy and hang on their wall, renowned artist Thomas Kincade has announced plans for a new series of paintings designed to provoke, inspire, and perhaps earn him a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts.

Thomas Kincade's Blood and Feces-Smeared World of Wonder Collection will feature some of his most famous idyllic scenes smeared with the artist's own blood and feces. For the centerpiece of the collection, Kincade plans to film himself fingerpainting a gingerbread house with blood from his own severed penis, which he will then dip into beer batter, deep fry, and have surgically reattached by a mentally challenged dwarf. Wild raccoons will then be encouraged to gnaw on Kincade's fried genitals while he recites the Lord's Prayer from a Bible smeared with his own blood and feces.

Kincade insists that his new artistic style isn't meant to shock or offend, but rather spark a serious and intelligent discussion into how totally shit-fucking nuts he is.

[Ernie of Maine (imported)]

I think he 's right! He is nuts and needs help!_________________________Ernie of Maine__________________

[A-1 (imported)]

Haven't found anything on this at Snopes yet. The part with the wild raccoons is a nice touch, says I.

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Thomas Kincade to Unveil Provacative New "Blood and Feces-Smeared World of Wonder" Collection

KincadeTired of creating art that people would actually want to buy and hang on their wall, renowned artist Thomas Kincade has announced plans for a new series of paintings designed to provoke, inspire, and perhaps earn him a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts.

Thomas Kincade's Blood and Feces-Smeared World of Wonder Collection will feature some of his most famous idyllic scenes smeared with the artist's own blood and feces. For the centerpiece of the collection, Kincade plans to film himself fingerpainting a gingerbread house with blood from his own severed penis, which he will then dip into beer batter, deep fry, and have surgically reattached by a mentally challenged dwarf. Wild raccoons will then be encouraged to gnaw on Kincade's fried genitals while he recites the Lord's Prayer from a Bible smeared with his own blood and feces.

Kincade insists that his new artistic style isn't meant to shock or offend, but rather spark a serious and intelligent discussion into how totally shit-fucking nuts he is.

He could get the same effect if I shoved his artwork up his ass!

...maybe somebody beat me to it...

[Arab Nights (imported)]

Somehow this whole thing brings to mind a Kincaid painting of the start of a glorious Texas spring day, the days first light driving back the darkness, shining off the mansion's windows, tinting the the puffs of cumulus clouds resting in morning sky with pastel shades. caressing the long Cadillac parked on the curving drive and there, reflecting off the landscapped pond, is the long blue flame of an insomniac San Antonio beauty flaring off the product of the 4 AM breakfast bean burrito.

[Riverwind (imported)]

You know, People will actually buy that shit.

Rvier

[Gil (imported)]

Since a few I forwarded this too didn't see that the original verbiage was satire, and my comment about Snopes was a, perhaps too stealthy, attempt at humor, I'm hereby pointing that out. Sorry if I duped anyone.

Love the part with the raccoons.

[Beau Geste (imported)]

Don't know if it's true or not, but there is a longstanding rumor that the famous Robert Mapplethorpe-Andres Serrano photo which was purported to show a crucifix in a glass of urine, actually shows the crucifix in a solution of ginger ale, orange juice, and annatto dye. It's not what you see that's important. It's what you think you see.