it has been three weeks since my castration. there is not much to report in the way of side effects. the hot flash last week was the only one i have experienced so far.
my senses have been heightened, taste and smell most notably. the hotel i was in last week didnt have any laundry soap so i went to get some at the local store. as i passed down the soap isle i looked for my generic powder soap but i realized how good everything smelled. i looked around and thought hmm i will try the lilac vanilla scented liquid in the purple bottle. it made my clothes all smell great. but i guess it spilled all over the floor and when i woke up i put my socks on and slipped in the soap, i didnt think much of it and headed off to work. that day i had to supervise a concrete job. long story short i got my shoes all wet and as i walked away i noticed a sloshing foamy sound. i looked down and my shoes were extruding copious amounts of bubbles from the lilac soap. i got a lot of funny looks but i smelled FANTASTIC! castration heightened my senses but hasnt effected the randomness that is my life.
one thing that people forget to mention in the lists of side effects is; getting hit in the balls doesnt hurt as much. example; when i roll up an extension cord i wrap it around my forearm. the length of the cord+how tall i am+the size of my arm+the speed of the cord whipping around all add up to create the perfect storm bringing the plug end of the extension cord into what i call the "bingo zone." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNp ... re=related) that storm brewed the other day and instead of putting me out of commission for 5 minutes, it actually felt kinda good.
my sex drive is sort of puzzling me, it seems to be bi polar now instead its previous manic state.
three weeks is when dr kimmel recommends taking the stitches out, but i am still getting a little bit of drainage so i am not sure the cut if fully healed. i can wait but i am looking ever-so forward to taking them out. when the long end of the stitch pinch you, it feels like taking a sharpened pencil and poking yourself on a sensitive part of skin. i have to take minute to adjust as i make that "yeah im having some trouble in my pants" face. if anyone has any advise on the stitches coming out please let me know thanks.
