sheeple

[twaddler (imported)]

Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

[msgtron (imported)]

That was nasty.

Good, but nasty.

Sarge

[twaddler (imported)]

Yeah, it is really awful but it made me giggle.

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

Actually, I thought it was just funny.

But I take exception to your signature "Happiness is not a potato." I just planted some and it made me happy. And by the way, I spell it the same way Dan Quayle spelled it "potatoe."

[kristoff]

Actually, I thought it was just funny.

But I take exception to your signature "Happiness is not a potato." I just planted some and it made me happy. And by the way, I spell it the same way Dan Quayle spelled it "potatoe."

Well, do you think it might be a carrot? Or did you plant those, too?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Great joke

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

Well, do you think it might be a carrot? Or did you plant those, too?

YES! A CARROT! THAT'S IT! I am for certain going to plant carrots now. Scrubbing my carrot ALWAYS makes me happy, that and rubbing my rhubarb. And I DO have wild rhubarb growing around my home. For many years, I had to rub another man's rhubarb, now I rub my OWN rhubarb and that feels good. Just like Jack Nickleson (the Joker) says in the Batman movie, "Never rub another man's rhubarb."

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

We definitely need more sheep jokes here for two reasons:

(1) One of our members is named sheep79 and he loves them.

(2) Several EA members got together years ago and sent me a blowup sheep. It even baaas like a sheep. That will teach me to say in the chatroom "I'm so desperate for sex I might take on a sheep."

[kennath7 (imported)]

I can go for some beer and lamb chops who’s cooking

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Kristoff and Bobbie are the OFFICIAL Eunuch Archive chefs.