Tax Season

[Gil (imported)]

Ed gets a notice to appear at the IRS office for an audit. On the morning of the audit Ed and his attorney meet with the IRS auditor who says to Ed "Sir, it appears that you live a very extravagant lifestyle but you have no full-time employment. Frankly, your explanation that you win all your money gambling isn't very believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ed. "How About a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."

Ed says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."

Ed removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Ed says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell Ed isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Ed removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ed's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ed asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ed stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ed's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "On the way here this morning, Ed bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."

[Ptrlss (imported)]

Thanks, Gil !! That has to be the BEST BELLY LAFF I've enjoyed in a long, long time.

Know any more Good Ones ????

[Ernie of Maine (imported)]

YES I agree that was a vare good one______Ernie of Maine_________