Falsies

[erikboy (imported)]

Thank you for very comprehensive answers! Especially MRT.

It seems like the technology has evolved alot during the last decades.

So it is possible to choose between many alternatives. Like if you like tougher 'rubber nuts' or natural feeling implants. Bigger or smaller size.

Now I would ask, what owners feel by themselves!? Probably there is never a pain problem. But do they feel like pieces of something inside you or rather as a natural body as MRT described? I think at least at the beginning there should be some different feeling..

E.

[mrt (imported)]

Thank you for very comprehensive answers! Especially MRT.

It seems like the technology has evolved alot during the last decades.

So it is possible to choose between many alternatives. Like if you like tougher 'rubber nuts' or natural feeling implants. Bigger or smaller size.

Now I would ask, what owners feel by themselves!? Probably there is never a pain problem. But do they feel like pieces of something inside you or rather as a natural body as MRT described? I think at least at the beginning there should be some different feeling..

E.

I can add a little to what I said. I was told by a guy on the TC cancer forum that an implant feels like a marble between your gums and cheek. This is (I think) total bullshit. I really think this guy was guessing and not a person who had a new implant(s) I had one side done at a time so I know what it feels like to have one of each. Simply put they feel like part of me.

There is none of this "alien device stuck inside me feeling" as there is none of that for women with breast augmentation etc. Why? The implants are inside the scrotum which is where most of the feeling comes from. I need to add that the feeling of my natal testicles was mostly OUCH!!!!! so maybe some of what I'm saying is wrong because my perspective is different. I really don't know for sure. I don't think so however.

The pain I used to feel was like that feeling the next day ache after getting a line drive to the nads. That dull ache that sickens you? So, when my old ones both were out and I had no more pain from them? Well it was all positive for me. If I grope myself I can "feel" of course all around the implants because all around it is me! If my wife wants to grab, stroke or whatever I feel it and of course its very pleasurable. And of course I can squeeze the implant and not feel that awful pain.

There is also the feeling where the devices are sewn in. Some patients opt to have them sewn to the floor of the scrotum and others to the roof. Frankly hanging high has the advantage that you never have old man / saggy balls. You can feel that connection as they move around and its a good feeling unless they are roughly pulled away suddenly.

I feel the option is not discussed enough and there are too many people who haven't had them who speak out against them. Yes, there is a chance for infection or even rejection but its the same for ANY implant. And women asking for breast enhancement don't get the same level of negative vibe on this. *I think...

[A-1 (imported)]

Now you two stop it this minute or I will spank you each. Hmm. Or maybe spank Yoli twice. Yes. That is it.

A-N, I am SOO sorry, but thank you! You may have another!

A cabin boy on an old clipper,

grew steadily flipper and flipper.

He plugged up his ass

with fragments of glass,

And thus circumcised his old skipper!

AND ANOTHER!

;appropriate for the E.A.

There was a young lady from Munich

Who had an affair with a Eunuch.

At the height of their passion

He dealt her a ration

From a squirt gun concealed in his tunic.

AND ANOTHER!

I will quit after this one...

There was a young man from Racine

Who invented a FUCKING machine...

Both concave and convex

It would fit either sex

With attachments for those in between...

[Francis (imported)]

From my quite limited experience (2 occasions) with implants they do feel enough different that anyone experienced in feeling balls generally will quickly pick up the different feel, not withstanding the wide variety textures in genuine balls out there. Just go out there and feel around enough and sooner or later you will find out for your self.:dong: The reality is that the texture is consistent over the whole implant and that is what gives it away or at least it did to me. Incidentally, it is a sensitive subject to the owner so be careful about asking questions any more than you would ask a buxom lady in polite society whether her apparent endowments were real even if you could tell they were not.

BTW here is another from Bengal and clearly about an implant.

There was a young man from Bengal

Who had an hexagonal ball

The square on one side

Plus his penis beside

Was 5/8 if 4/5 of f----all

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

OK! So I get home from the office AKA the Orifice, and find that the Great Limerick War has begun.

A gay guy who lived in Khartoum

Took a lesbian up to his room.

They argued all night

Over who had the right

To do what, and with which, and to whom.

About the original topic; I once asked Barry T. Eunuch if he'd considered having falsies implanted in his little baggie. It seemed to me that since he'd had himself snipped to relieve what he felt were "improper" urges and to assuage guilt over some events, that the absence of the real thing(s) was sufficient and that there was no need to be visually identifiable as a eunuch...sans pants, that is.

The response, as I recall, was that since he viewed his castration as partly punitive (his mother's influence...again!) then he must look like what he is...a eunuch, when exposed below the waist.

Well, based on VERY close observation, I doubt that he has enough of a baggie to implant more than two grapes anyway.

That little tidbit gave rise to a little fantasy. Read on...

Let's imagine that punitive castrations are commonplace. That being the case, each time a man is castrated for some offense (not necessarily just sexual misdeeds, either,) he is "exposed" to the view of the populace.

There are various ways his new condition could be made known to the general population. He might be castrated in a safe but public environment, perhaps in an indoor arena...sell tickets! (May I have the beer and snacks concession?) Or...his castration could be viewed on cable or satellite television, online, etc. with appropriate parental control measures in place.

Hmmm...parental control? Well, there are an awful lot of kids who might benefit from seeing, early on, what certain shenanigans can bring about.

For all that she's a total beeyotch, Barry's mom might have been trying to get him under better control when she first mentioned/threatened castration when Barry was around eleven or twelve years old.

According to Barry her message was less than subtle. On at least one occasion she placed her thumb and forefinger around the top of his baggie, pulled down, and drew her other forefinger across the top of it from behind. As she did so she asked him "What if that were a knife instead of Mommy's finger?" Well, the result was not 'zackly as she intended 'cause, so soon as he was alone, he masturbated his teeny weeny wienie while imagining that her finger WAS a knife. Then, just a very few years later, his balls were gone and Mommy Dearest's wish came true.

Not to be a bore, but the old bat is still alive and kicking. Barry is still the loving son, or at least acts the part, and deserves a lot of credit for that. The fact that she's begun to distribute her wealth to him BEFORE she dies is not so bad either, though I doubt it's motivated by guilt. After all, she did insist on being present when that Mexican MD castrated Barry at her expense. Who knows what she really feels? (Barry sez he KNOWS she got all moist during the operation...My God!)

For my part, I feel that it's perhaps fortunate that her only child can never produce grandchildren, especially little boys, for her to screw up.

On the bright side, the extra 3.5K per month he has to spend means he can visit here more often and I benefit from that.

Well, let the Great Limerick War resume! Everyone back to your posts! Man the keyboards! Fire when ready!

There once was a bastard named Feeny

Who forced upon ladies his Weeny

Then the judge had him snipped

And, observing, he quipped,

Now be good, or we'll cut off your Peeny!

Little Yoli

That slightly warped girl in San Antonio Texiz

[hotflash (imported)]

I recently underwent a physical castration and chose to include implants. I can tell you that the surgeon that did my castration went through the scrotum (different than what they tell you at different websites) as opposed to the abdomen where they make a small incision (4") and remove them by pushing them up and through before removing them. My surgery was very well done through a small incision in the scrotum and I was given the implants immediately. They are somewhat smaller than my original, but because my originals were too large for my scrotum it has enhanced the appearance of my scrotal area. They are a bit firmer than the originals but as far as mobility within the scrotum they are fine. I couldn't be happier and have returned to work in less than a week. Follow your Dr.'s orders if you do a surgical castration and you should be fine. I had no swelling or discoloration at my scrotum.

[A-1 (imported)]

OK! So I get home from the office AKA the Orifice, and find that the Great Limerick War has begun.

A gay guy who lived in Khartoum

Took a lesbian up to his room.

They argued all night

Over who had the right

To do what, and with which, and to whom.

About the original topic; I once asked Barry T. Eunuch if he'd considered having falsies implanted in his little baggie. It seemed to me that since he'd had himself snipped to relieve what he felt were "improper" urges and to assuage guilt over some events, that the absence of the real thing(s) was sufficient and that there was no need to be visually identifiable as a eunuch...sans pants, that is.

The response, as I recall, was that since he viewed his castration as partly punitive (his mother's influence...again!) then he must look like what he is...a eunuch, when exposed below the waist.

Well, based on VERY close observation, I doubt that he has enough of a baggie to implant more than two grapes anyway.

That little tidbit gave rise to a little fantasy. Read on...

Let's imagine that punitive castrations are commonplace. That being the case, each time a man is castrated for some offense (not necessarily just sexual misdeeds, either,) he is "exposed" to the view of the populace.

There are various ways his new condition could be made known to the general population. He might be castrated in a safe but public environment, perhaps in an indoor arena...sell tickets! (May I have the beer and snacks concession?) Or...his castration could be viewed on cable or satellite television, online, etc. with appropriate parental control measures in place.

Hmmm...parental control? Well, there are an awful lot of kids who might benefit from seeing, early on, what certain shenanigans can bring about.

For all that she's a total beeyotch, Barry's mom might have been trying to get him under better control when she first mentioned/threatened castration when Barry was around eleven or twelve years old.

According to Barry her message was less than subtle. On at least one occasion she placed her thumb and forefinger around the top of his baggie, pulled down, and drew her other forefinger across the top of it from behind. As she did so she asked him "What if that were a knife instead of Mommy's finger?" Well, the result was not 'zackly as she intended 'cause, so soon as he was alone, he masturbated his teeny weeny wienie while imagining that her finger WAS a knife. Then, just a very few years later, his balls were gone and Mommy Dearest's wish came true.

Not to be a bore, but the old bat is still alive and kicking. Barry is still the loving son, or at least acts the part, and deserves a lot of credit for that. The fact that she's begun to distribute her wealth to him BEFORE she dies is not so bad either, though I doubt it's motivated by guilt. After all, she did insist on being present when that Mexican MD castrated Barry at her expense. Who knows what she really feels? (Barry sez he KNOWS she got all moist during the operation...My God!)

For my part, I feel that it's perhaps fortunate that her only child can never produce grandchildren, especially little boys, for her to screw up.

On the bright side, the extra 3.5K per month he has to spend means he can visit here more often and I benefit from that.

Well, let the Great Limerick War resume! Everyone back to your posts! Man the keyboards! Fire when ready!

There once was a bastard named Feeny

Who forced upon ladies his Weeny

Then the judge had him snipped

And, observing, he quipped,

Now be good, or we'll cut off your Peeny!

Little Yoli

That slightly warped girl in San Antonio Texiz

There was a young man with a hernia

Who said to his doctor, "Goldernia"

When improving my middle

Make sure you don't fiddle

With matters that do not concernia...

There was a young girl of San Antonio

Whose loins were unusually foamio

Her mind was a webbing

Of Freud and Kraft-Ebing

And she would never go down with a Romeo...!

Your turn, Yoli!

[erikboy (imported)]

Ok, one thing is to try to make falsies as natural look and feeling as possible.

But then, it is possible to use your imagination and intentionally make falsies of different shape and material. Somewhere i saw a picture of a guy with steel falsies. This material will create huge problems I guess. One need to wear scrotum support most of the times and it is would be interesting conversation in ariport security checks

Still, it is possible to make silicone cubes or stars or mickey mouses

[mrt (imported)]

Ok, one thing is to try to make falsies as natural look and feeling as possible.

But then, it is possible to use your imagination and intentionally make falsies of different shape and material. Somewhere i saw a picture of a guy with steel falsies. This material will create huge problems I guess. One need to wear scrotum support most of the times and it is would be interesting conversation in ariport security checks

Still, it is possible to make silicone cubes or stars or mickey mouses

Even with silicone implants they worry a little about them tearing out the floor of the scrotum so that guy with steel balls is a.... dip...

[considering (imported)]

To some degree it's a matter of personal taste. As mentioned above there are several varieties available with varying degrees of pliability which is, I think, the core issue. There may be those who want a very firm feel and those who want as close as an approximation to reality as possible. And, if this is an issue, what the person(s) who will have contact with them might prefer. That "falsies" are an issue indicates that texture and tactility are important. It's rather like squeezing melons. Well, plums. If you like the feel in the store you'll probably like the finished product.

Sorry I lack the cleverness to either create or know a limerick that would fit here. For that, I only know one lyric and it's remarkably stupid and not worthy of repetition.