De-Balling instructions searched

[Freaklin (imported)]

Can anyone give me some links to de-balling instructions?

Thanks in advance,

Olli

[StefanIsMe (imported)]

Yes.

1st, shrink yourself to midget-size. Then hook up with a tall, handsome guy who sells Cordovas with corinthian leather seats. Stand in a tower with him.

When you see soccer-balls flying over your head, look up, and exclaim to your friend;

"De balls, Boss! De balls!!!!

Hope that helps....

[genderless (imported)]

There were instructions, how did I ever miss that!

[DonnyMac (imported)]

On a serious note I think the best instruction (much repeated in this forum) is to have a trained medical doctor involved. Try chemical castration for at least a year before thinking seriously about an orchiectomy. This forum is a great place for advice, insight, and opinions of those who are contemplating or have done both chemical and surgical castration. Use the search function and read the FAQs. Good luck.

[kristoff]

Can anyone give me some links to de-balling instructions?

Thanks in advance,

Olli

Try www.eunuch.org

Essentially, we're not going to give how-to's other than the discussions you find here about farm implements and similar items (I don't generally recommend them). We will not provide any kind of surgical instruction, save for a referral to Dr. Kimmel, or any other physician willing to do such a surgery. We never never ever recommend auto-castration - it is extremely dangerous and very likely to be life-threatening. In the mean time, read tons, use the search function; if you can't find what you need (and do look), then ask questions.

[Falcon (imported)]

Please. This is a medical procedure, not the "slice 'em off" described in fiction. Find a medical professional who can do the job safely. If you are interested in performing the procedure, a word of advice: don't.

Falcon

[I Worship Women (imported)]

I'm afraid that what you are asking for here Freaklin is a recipe for disaster, pain, sorrow, and probably a painful and horrifying death. In other words, DON'T DO IT! If you must get de-balled do what others here have said. Have it done in a proper medical facility by a surgeon or a urologist who knows how and what they are doing and can take care of any complications that may come up. Whatever you do, do NOT try this at home.

[ramses (imported)]

And please try chemical castration first. You may very well realize that after your testosterone levels drop, you may have little interest in having them removed.