Tax Rebate

[noxmagnus (imported)]

President Bush said each one of us will get $300.00. It was originally supposed to be $800.00, but they dropped it to a $300.00 tax rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline, the money will all go to the Arabs. Neither will help the American economy.

The way I see it, we need to keep that money here in America, but the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is to drink beer or to spend it on prostitution. Those are the only businesses still in the U.S.A.

No, you have it all wrong. You invest in moonshiners. They get their corn local, and it's not nearly as weak as the beer. Then you invest in the local hippies growing weed. Then you take the rest of the money and save it up for bail for after you're caught with the moonshine and weed.

[longstiffrod (imported)]

Another benefit to living in Texas! No state income tax, and any dumb politican wanting to start a state income tax in Texas sees his political career go down in flames.

Same here in Florida..in fact, it would take a co nstitutional amendment to have an income tax here, and so sane voting citizen would dare vote for such a thing.. Besides, any politition who even sponsors such a bill would have to leave the state in a hurry as we all would chase his/her ass out quickly. But our rebates will go to our home insurance seeing it has really gone through the roof recently.

[randy (imported)]

i second the motion for 300 double cheeseburgers.