This may cause a riot, but...

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

(I want a spanking...shhhhhh!)

Sometimes, when I'm "at play" with Barry T. Eunuch, Big(definitely NON-eunuch)Guy, or enjoying my bisexual side with Ash(leigh) or Mrs. BigGuy, I enjoy being spanked a little. Nothing lethal or which might mar my silky bottom for life, but enough to make me all pretty 'n pink back there.

Somehow, I can feel the warmth spread into other areas, if you know what I mean, and then I'm a total slut and wildcat.

For some reason, maybe guilt at what I did to my credit cards at the mall on the way home from the orifice...errrr...office, I just feel I need a little hiney slap or two...or fifty.

Sorry to bore. Just thought I'd mention it

(A little name-calling is OK too, if it's not too much trouble. Like "Slut", "Whore", or the ever-classy "Jezebel!!!!")

Can you tell I'm on my second top-shelf Margarita? Well, you're wrong! It's my third!

Hic!

Yoli

Who will probably live to regret posting this. So what?:D

[tugon (imported)]

I also enjoy a warmed bottom but do not tell anyone. My partner is very good at knowing when I am in the right mood. Of course if he misreads me he might trigger something from the past. He is loathe to participate in the verbal exchange we used to enjoy. He as the dominant and yours truly as the happy to please submissive. After castration he was glad he did not have to go to the dark side with me as he refers to it.

Of course now I am wondering how many members are thinking about spanking your silky bottom. Of course we may have more members wishing for you to spank their bottoms. Yoli with a paddle, hmmm.

Have a shot for me.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Yoli, I think most of us have known you have needed a good spanking for some time. D:D

River

[Allen (imported)]

No riot police called by me, for sure. I enjoy obtaining a red behind ... ok, i admit it, getting my bruised black and blue behind does a real turn on job for me. I even agree that the process gets me warm in the crotch, too. So why would I want to keep it a secret? If I didn't let my desires/preferences known, they probably just wouldn't happen.

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

I LOVE to spank certain bottoms, deserving naughty bottoms that must be spanked. I am actually quite a practiced hand at spanking, seriously.

You see, I happen to have a very very naughty pet, my pet monkey, and I HAVE to spank the damn thing at least once a day. I might not get to spank all the bottoms I would LIKE to spank, but I honestly assure you, I am a VERY experienced monkey spanker.

[The Lurker (imported)]

Deacon-

By far the best post I have read on the EA! LMFAOROTF!

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

I LOVE to spank certain bottoms, deserving naughty bottoms that must be spanked. I am actually quite a practiced hand at spanking, seriously.

You see, I happen to have a very very naughty pet, my pet monkey, and I HAVE to spank the damn thing at least once a day. I might not get to spank all the bottoms I would LIKE to spank, but I honestly assure you, I am a VERY experienced monkey spanker.

Well, I don't HAVE a "Monkey", only a beaver, and a (currently) bald one at that!

So there!

Yoli

[A-1 (imported)]

Well, I don't HAVE a "Monkey", only a beaver, and a (currently) bald one at that!

So there!

Yoli

HA!

...don't you know? Grass does not grow on I-95, either...

...Beavers are not bald, CLAMS are...

For Yoli! ENJOY!

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

Well, I don't HAVE a "Monkey", only a beaver, and a (currently) bald one at that!

So there!

Yoli

Well Yoli, IF that bald beaver of yours ever gets naughty... I am an EXPERT in monkey discipline, I imagine I could pretty well lick that beaver or yours into shape! Just call me if that beaver gets naughty.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

HA!

...don't you know? Grass does not grow on I-95, either...

...Beavers are not bald, CLAMS are...

For Yoli! ENJOY!

Listen, Smarty pants, MY beaver IS bald...thanks to skillful shaving performed by one Miss Ash(leigh)! So there!

But you're correct in that, when shaved, it more resembles a plump and demure little bivalve.

Yoli!

That's right...Yoli! And don't make me come over there!