Condom Shopping at Walmart

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Condom Shopping at Walmart

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A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked, 'What size condoms?'

The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants.He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill.

When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...

'Cleanup, Register 5' πŸ‘πŸ‘‹
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NOW THAT IS FUNNY! I am going to e-mail this to some friends it is so good.
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agreed, this was a good one

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Good joke!
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lol, nice one :P
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'Cleanup, Register 5' πŸ‘πŸ‘‹

I went out witha young boy once,I think this joke was about him as u only had to touch him and he was pumping upπŸ˜„

thanks for the joke charisπŸ™
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jenny (imported) wrote: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:22 am I went out witha young boy once,I think this joke was about him as u only had to touch him and he was pumping upπŸ˜„

thanks for the joke charisπŸ™

One need must remember that the proper definition of the term "teenage boy" is "perpetual erection followed by a body."
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I believe Robin Williams said " God gave man a brain and a penis, and just enough blood to run one at a time." Which would explain a lot about teen age boys.
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kristoff wrote: Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:03 am One need must remember that the proper definition of the term "teenage boy" is "perpetual erection followed by a body."

thanks for that but you forgot to mention the lack of a brainπŸ˜„πŸ˜„
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jenny (imported) wrote: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:23 am thanks for that but you forgot to mention the lack of a brainπŸ˜„πŸ˜„

It is usually located in the glans
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