From a truck driver (me)

[kristoff]

I was depressed last night, so I called 1-800-Lifeline.

Got connected to a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

(Okay, Okay, So Kill Me for Having An Opinion...)

[gandalf (imported)]

Sounds as though they wanted you to drive a special truck (loaded with explosives with the fuse chained to you)

[JesusA (imported)]

Given Pakistani truck drivers, I think that being suicidal is a job requirement.

[Prudence (imported)]

GOOD ONE KRISTOFF!!!

Thanks, I really needed a laugh this morning (its been a rough one) and somehow this just totally struck me funny.

[gigglegit (imported)]

I love this. Thanks for the laugh.

[devi (imported)]

The antilock brakes on my pickup truck have been making me feel like a suicide bomber at times with all this cold and moisture that we have been having lately.