Sleep-deprived women (and the eunuchs who love them.)

[A-1 (imported)]

ewwww krazee, woman....

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Yolanda needs wolf sex

[A-1 (imported)]

Yolanda needs wolf sex

...or perhaps a neutered lap dog with no teeth to lick her private spaces...

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Yolanda needs wolf sex

And I'll bet you know just the wolf to fulfill my "need".

Does his name start with "M"?

Well, OK, but you must have no less than nine inches (erect) or, if a eunuch, at least a semi-firm four inches. And remember, Cleanliness is next to Godliness...or you DON'T get next to Her Yoliness!

Your application is in the mail; Please fill it out (neatness counts), sign it, and return with the customary processing fee of $5000.00 (US). I accept PayPal, Cashiers Checks, USPS Money Orders, OR the equivalent amount in gift cards to the following: Nieman Marcus, Victoria's Secret, BassProShops, Lord's of London, or Ferrari of Modena (Italy...Vrrrrrooooooom!)

Thank you for your interest and I'll review your application immediately upon my receipt thereof.

Sincerely,

Miss Yolanda

Zero to Bitch in 3.2 seconds.

PS: Please submit photographic proof, notarized, of physical qualifications along with at least five letters of recommendation from satisfied FEMALE partners.

Courtesy Copies: A-1, Moi, Tugon.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

...or perhaps a neutered lap dog with no teeth to lick her private spaces...

I come in from an early morning at the office and find this???

Stop dissing my beloved Uncle Wolfie!!! Do you hear me!!!

Oh, and leave Brittney alone too!

And to think; Only yesterday I was pimping your steak sauce.

Well, I'll show you...you...you...I'm I Worcestershire girl from this day forward.

Hrrrrmph!

Love,

Yoli

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I could borrow the $5,000 from A-1 but have no idea where to locate the extra 3.5 inches. Alas.

[tugon (imported)]

I could borrow the $5,000 from A-1 but have no idea where to locate the extra 3.5 inches. Alas.

Someone once asked for my ten inches but what they did not realize was it would take two installments. Now sadly three.