Planning my funeral

[tugon (imported)]

Would that be the bottle used in the cartoon intro or the prop bottle used during the live action sequences?

The prop bottle and I would want the same interior. Luckily I have never been bothered by dust on the furniture, even my own.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

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Of course since the good die young I have many more years to go.

Toogie,

Please, PLEEEEEZE! Do not be in hurry to assume room temperature! I'd miss you terribly, as I would all my friends and lovers here at the EA.

That was the sweet 'lil Yoli speaking. The Evil Twin now takes over!!!

If you ARE cremated I could use some cheap :kittygray litter.

I am soooooooo bad!

Anyway, I wish you and your sibling a long and happy life.

Love,

The Good Twin

PS: We need an angel smilie!

[tugon (imported)]

Toogie,

Please, PLEEEEEZE! Do not be in hurry to assume room temperature! I'd miss you terribly, as I would all my friends and lovers here at the EA.

That was the sweet 'lil Yoli speaking. The Evil Twin now takes over!!!

If you ARE cremated I could use some cheap :kittygray litter.

I am soooooooo bad!

Anyway, I wish you and your sibling a long and happy life.

Love,

The Good Twin

PS: We need an angel smilie!

Thanks for the loving thoughts. Also it is nice to know I could still serve a purpose in death.

Yoli like you I find too many pleasures in this world so I will not be leaving anytime soon. There are many wines yet to taste, foods to enjoy, art to stimulate and music to stir the soul. Oh and let us not forget coffee!

[madmax (imported)]

you have a tractor COOL

[IbPervert (imported)]

Make darn sure your wishes as to how you want your cremains to be intered or disposed of in the fashion you wish is in your will. Do not trust that a family meber is going to carry out your wishes just becasue you asked them. I recently updated my living and last will and was told this on advice of my lawyer.

The problems with a will are they are typically read long, long time after the remains have been dealt with. Go ahead and include your wishes in your will, but make sure your family and friends know your desires while your alive.

[IbPervert (imported)]

The prop bottle and I would want the same interior. Luckily I have never been bothered by dust on the furniture, even my own.

Better learn how to build a ship in a bottle cause that is what it will take....how about dressing you up like jeanie before the big burn!

[tugon (imported)]

Better learn how to build a ship in a bottle cause that is what it will take....how about dressing you up like jeanie before the big burn!

I would probably look like Boy Shakira a contestant on "America's Got Talent".

http://www.rickey.org/?p=4108

[Losethem (imported)]

I have a funeral I'd like to plan but it isn't my own. *shrugs* Of course, making that come true would likely end up with a terminal prison term, so that won't happen. I like my freedom too much.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Forest Lawn.

Oh lay me down in forest lawn in a silver casket

Put golden flowers over my head in a silver basket

Let the drum and bugle corp play taps while the cannons roar

And sixteen liberated employees sell souvenirs from the funeral store

I want to go simply when I go

They’ll give me a simple funeral there I know

With a casket lined in fleece

And fireworks spelling out rest in peace

Oh take me when I’m gone to forest lawn

Oh lay me down in forest lawn they understand there

They have a heavenly choir and a military band there

Just put me in their care I’ll find my comfort there

With sixteen planes and a last salute they’ll drop across in a parachute

I want to go simply when I go

They’ll give me a simple funeral there I know

With a hundred strolling strings

And topless dancers with golden wings

Oh take me when I’m gone to forest lawn

Oh, come, come, come, come

Come to the church in the wild wood

Kindly leave a contribution in the pale

Be as simple and as trusting as a child would

And we’ll sell you the church in the dale

To find a simple resting place is my desire

To lay me down with a smiling face comes a little bit higher

My likeness cast in brass will stand in plastic grass

While hidden weights and springs tip it’s hat to the mourners filing passed

I want to go simply when I go

They’ll give me a simple funeral there I know

I’ll lie beneath the sand

With piped in tapes of billy graham

Oh take me when I’m gone to forest lawn

Rock of ages cleft for me

Forest’s lightly higher fee

Oh take me when I’m gone to forest lawn

Amen

or

get rid of my ashes in the cheapest possible manner because I don't think my sons will spread them on the side of that mountain over looking that lake.

Add Rupert's ashes to mine.

River

[tugon (imported)]

I have a funeral I'd like to plan but it isn't my own. *shrugs* Of course, making that come true would likely end up with a terminal prison term, so that won't happen. I like my freedom too much.

I also have one of those. I do check the obits every day hoping to see a certain name. I will feel safer when there is 6 feet of dirt between us.