Midwest Meeting of Members MOM

[Riverwind (imported)]

I am so looking forward to this years MOM, I just wish I did not need to travel so far to get there.

I will again be cooking Pancake breakfast for everyone Saturday morning.

I do hope the weather is better but you never know in this area. Last year it poured the whole weekend and everybody left saying that they would be back this year and I can't wait to see you all again.

I do have space for one travel trailer in my front yard as I did last year and couch space for one.

This is going to be so much fun this year.

River

[mrt (imported)]

Tell her its a mens only health conference.

River

Wait a minute... "Men?" Are we not Men? We are DEVO

d e v o

Flower Pots optional for headgear

Or is that "aritists formerly known as men?: Wait thats prince. BTW will he be there???

Sorry I had to say that....

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

Wait thats prince. BTW will he be there???

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Prince is Bobbie's Eunuch cat. And yes he will be there, too. After all, he is a Eunuch also.

[Paolo]

ok ummm is there gonna be alot of wierd stuff going on there, well thats a givin but alot of people have profiles with graphic pictures, im not gonna be around alot of nudity am i?

Absolutely nothing weird happened last time.

You'll be perfectly safe in our company.

For the curious, NO there will be no covert castrations or blatant nudity or orgies. (Do that on your own time!):dong:

Wait a minute, or was there? I might have missed it.

I was somewhat distracted.

Well...there were some frightened people at the buffet when we descended upon it. I think the flashing / sound-making light saber had something to do with all that. There were a few nervous folks after that escapade. Some of us did do our best to keep the night clerks at the hotel entertained.

A few of the things that went on, at least that I was party to:

1. Cookout at the Convent

2. Several runs to the grocery/liquor stores

3. Brunch at the Mother Ship - an all day thing

4. Barhopping (not everyone went)

5. A tour (by the Sister) of local sex emporiums.

6. The restaurant already mentioned above.

7. A recording session with Talula on the history of the Archive.

8. A trip to the Mall of Death, but with a very good meal

Did I leave anything out?

[JesusA (imported)]

Well...there were some frightened people at the buffet when we descended upon it. I think the flashing / sound-making light saber had something to do with all that. There were a few nervous folks after that escapade.

There may have been a few nervous adults, watching a set of seemingly grown-up folks having too much fun in public. I think that half of the kids in the restaurant would have joined us, if their parents would have let them. I saw lots of wide and interested eyes watching us.

You did leave out the afternoon gathering in the room that we shared. Beer, wine, cheese, crackers, and great conversation.

The keys to the gathering are talk and hugs. It really does seem like a large extended family who see each other far too seldom.

[tugon (imported)]

If you have ever been on vacation and thought it will be so good to be home. At a MOM you will think you are home and with your closest family. When it is time to leave you will be a little sad. Just keep in mind there will be another.

[mrt (imported)]

I don't know about you guys but some of my family things are DEAD DULL. A MOM at least the part I was at is far more entertaining.

Well I love my MOM more but....

Glad there won't be any do it yourself castrations performed. Humm.... "Performed" as in - on stage? Ladys and gentlemen (and Eunuchs) the great Garbanzo will not make a testicle vanish before your very eyes!

Kabam! Wow! Now the Great Garbanzo (Or would this be someone like Dr Reed or?) will saw a lady in half. No wait better yet Mr Smith will get into the casket of doom and have his guy stuff sawed off and then appear as Miss Smith!

THAT I would pay to see as long as it wasn't a musical...

[tugon (imported)]

THAT I would pay to see as long as it wasn't a musical...

I am glad we are not doing a musical this year. Castration did not help my singing voice and the only thing worse than my singing is my dancing. Maybe I could usher folks to their seats.

Minneapolis is the place you want to be

So they loaded up the eunuchs

And went to the Twin Cities

[Danya (imported)]

Paolo mentioned "

8. A trip to the Mall of Death, but with a very good meal

". I was at the Mall of Death (he can only mean Mall of America) tonight and I didn't see a single dead person . Of course, maybe they don't let those dead folks ever leave the stores. Then there may be the people who can never find their way out or freeze solid before they can reach their cars in the ramp (not a worry in August...probably!). Their bodies are removed in the morning.

I had a mediocre meal there but there are some good restaurants, too. Of particular interest to eunuchs, and their friends, of a certain persuasion may be places like Hooters. That one doesn't do anything for me.

The more everyone writes about this, the less patience I have for August to arrive.

[gfbi (imported)]

I want to attend this year, I missed last years. count me in