Malcolm looses his middle.
Could it be that his parents find his actions to much and because he is such a smart boy they don't want him to get into trouble, so they castrate and or Nullo him to mellow him out. After all they have 3 other boys to carry on the name and genes of the family.
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Erik (imported)
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castrate Dewey, Francis, and Reese. Because Malcolm is so smart the other brothers will have to use his sperm if they want to have kids.
Penectomize Malcolm leaving his testicles to ensure that he can't get just any girl pregnant - when he or his brothers get ready to have children - with a wife approved by Lois, of course - Malcolm will have to be milked and the deed done be artificial insemination!
Penectomize Malcolm leaving his testicles to ensure that he can't get just any girl pregnant - when he or his brothers get ready to have children - with a wife approved by Lois, of course - Malcolm will have to be milked and the deed done be artificial insemination!
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What's the name of Malcolm's freaked out teacher anyway? I can just see HER trying to explain castration and throwing in Byzantine examples to justify it.
Remember the one episode where one of the more goofy boys in Malcolm's class commented that injury led to rewards and that he got a trip to Disneyland out of a strangulated testicle? One down, one to go! Perhaps Malcolm finds out the hard way, since he's obviously entering puberty, that castration and/or penectomy is called for to keep his mind on his schoolwork.
Remember the one episode where one of the more goofy boys in Malcolm's class commented that injury led to rewards and that he got a trip to Disneyland out of a strangulated testicle? One down, one to go! Perhaps Malcolm finds out the hard way, since he's obviously entering puberty, that castration and/or penectomy is called for to keep his mind on his schoolwork.
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Malcolm in the Middle - The Lost Episodes
Any chance that this idea will be taken up as a collaborative work between two of our best authors: Erik and Paolo? Certainly there is enough already set out here to script two or three episodes of the show. Maybe they can solicit some advice from Androboy. He has indicated that he would like to be a screenwriter, and The Tribes is already a script for the top TV show in an alternate reality. There's always the possibility that even Bboy, our fearless, though reluctant to write, leader might contribute additional ideas so as to build at least part of "his story" into the script. It could be one of the best yet.
Any chance that this idea will be taken up as a collaborative work between two of our best authors: Erik and Paolo? Certainly there is enough already set out here to script two or three episodes of the show. Maybe they can solicit some advice from Androboy. He has indicated that he would like to be a screenwriter, and The Tribes is already a script for the top TV show in an alternate reality. There's always the possibility that even Bboy, our fearless, though reluctant to write, leader might contribute additional ideas so as to build at least part of "his story" into the script. It could be one of the best yet.