Little red riding Hood

[Dave (imported)]

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees

The big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

“My, what big eyes you have Mr. Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again

And this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf!"

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf

Again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf!"

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off,

I'm trying to poop!"

[genderless (imported)]

Some days you just can't get any privacy!

[White Rabbit (imported)]

nice.

[jemagirl (imported)]

One day Little Red Ridding Hood was walking through the dark forest on her way to Grandmothers house, when she ran into the Big Bad Wolf who had eaten her Grandmother and taken her place. Although it had been a long long time since Little Red Ridding Hood had seen her Grandmother she thought Grann Grann looked a little different then she remembered, and being the loud mouth little brat that she was, Little Red Ridding Hood decided talk stink about Grann Grann, and rub it in

My Grann Grann what big ears you have...

All the better to hear you with, Little Red Ridding Hood

My Grann Grann what a big nose you have...

All the better to smell you with, Little Red Ridding Hood

My Grann Grann what big eyes you have...

All the better to see you with, Little Red Ridding Hood

My Grann Grann what big teeth you have...

All the better to eat you with, Little Red Ridding Hood

Eat! Eat! Eat! Doesn't any one fuck any more?

[Dave (imported)]

funny, funny... But I can't tell that to a 12 year old.

[SunLord (imported)]

and here I was expecting the last line to say:

"My Gran Gran what big balls you had" as she deftly snipped them off with her pinking shears !!!:

: laugh: