hypothetically

[airbreather6 (imported)]

hypothetically, if i were to do a penectomy on myself what would i need?

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

I cannot say from any direct experience but.... well I imagine a LOT of self control and good anesthetics to start off with. But really, don't you think it would be a LOT safer to have someone else do the penectomy?

[jemagirl (imported)]

Hypothetically... you would need an ambulance. DIY penectomy is just too painful and far too dangerous, but it is OK to fantasize about.

Play Safe

[Allen (imported)]

Maybe ok to fantasize about, but I wouldn't dream of it.

[kristoff]

You would need one big knife, some Bactine, and a couple of bandaids. Well paid up insurance, as well. OK? I think we are done with this one.