Penis cut off in London restaurant

[eunuch2001 (imported)]

Here's a new approach to self-penectomy.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 586879.stm

Happy reading guys.

[kristoff]

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."

Story from BBC NEWS:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/u ... 586879.stm

Published: 2007/04/24 09:57:23 GMT

© BBC MMVII

[IbPervert (imported)]

Then the waiter said, "We have one order of stuffed wiener if anyone is interested."

[Allen (imported)]

Hey, waiter ... I'd like to place an order! And can I get eggs with that?

Er actually, I really wouldn't mind adding mine to the menu.

[IbPervert (imported)]

Would you like your eggs scrambled, poached, sunny side up or still attached?

[castratofan (imported)]

Although the spelling is different - I noticed the restaurant is called Zizzi. One of the French slang words for penis is zizi

I wonder if he knew

[ganym3d3s (imported)]

once over easy...and make em...sing!

[Losethem (imported)]

I think I've seen a ghost.

[Valery_V (imported)]

I think I've seen a ghost.

It was very hungry a ghost

[Paolo]

A 14 year old ghost of a thread.