A BAD pun/joke/puzzle

[curious_guy (imported)]

Why did Superboy lift one corner of his house?

[curious_guy (imported)]

Why did Superboy lift one corner of his house?

Does anyone want the answer to this?

[XtheUndead (imported)]

He wanted to be a-doored?

[curious_guy (imported)]

He wanted to be a-doored?

Nope.

[XtheUndead (imported)]

Well I can't come up with anything else stupid enough, so what groaner do you have in mind?

[curious_guy (imported)]

His mother told him to pick up his room.

[XtheUndead (imported)]

Oy.

The piano player at a bar I was at tonight said he called his unit "Dick Cheney" for a few reasons:

1. Spends much of the time in an undisclosed location.

2. Pretends to be important, but Bush is really in charge.

3. Accidently shot a friend in the face.

[curious_guy (imported)]

What would you call a man who wears a size 38 jacket who can talk to dead people?

[kristoff]

What would you call a man who wears a size 38 jacket who can talk to dead people?

A .38 Caliber Bullet

[BossTamsin (imported)]

A medium medium?