A BAD pun/joke/puzzle

[kb57z (imported)]

Why was the feminist angry at the garden center?

She bought an Ilex aquifolium "Silver Queen" for the berries and then discovered that it's a male......

[curious_guy (imported)]

She bought an Ilex aquifolium "Silver Queen" for the berries and then discovered that it's a male......

Nope.

[BossTamsin (imported)]

The big sign saying "All hoes half price".

[curious_guy (imported)]

The big sign saying "All hoes half price".

That is not it. Think REALLY STUPID.

[curious_guy (imported)]

The garden center had lots of manure and no womanure.

[curious_guy (imported)]

If God ordered you to build a steel ship to hold two of each species of animals, what would be the most appropriate tool to use?

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

An "ark" welder. --FLO--

[curious_guy (imported)]

An "ark" welder. --FLO--

That's it.

[curious_guy (imported)]

What would you call a person who lives in the country just west of Russia who works installing window and door trim?

[curious_guy (imported)]

What would you call a person who lives in the country just west of Russia who works installing window and door trim?

I am surprised no one got this. You would call him/her a Finnish finish carpenter.