A BAD pun/joke/puzzle

[curious_guy (imported)]

Here is another one:

What would you call a seventeen-year-old who works extracting minerals from the earth?

[kristoff]

Here is another one:

What would you call a seventeen-year-old who works extracting minerals from the earth?

A Minor Miner

[curious_guy (imported)]

A Minor Miner

That is it. This one actually works better when spoken than when written.

[curious_guy (imported)]

What do you call an evasive speaker who when queried answers in such a way that we dont notice there was no asnwer?

It has been five days. Maybe it is time for you to tell us the answer.

[Riverwind (imported)]

I know, I know, Barry Bonds.

River

[markle (imported)]

Hi -all- ... Yes, its time ...

Q.

What do you call an evasive speaker who when queried answers in such a way that we dont notice there was no asnwer?

A. A cunning lingiust

Thanks for playing along and yes, i was checking back

markle

[curious_guy (imported)]

Here is an easy one:

Why did the very law abiding man only buy paper that was 8.5 inches by 14 inches?

[kristoff]

Here is an easy one:

Why did the very law abiding man only buy paper that was 8.5 inches by 14 inches?

Because that is "legal" sized paper (which a very large number of courts have stopped using, requiring non-legal, standard sizes now).

[curious_guy (imported)]

Because that is "legal" sized paper (which a very large number of courts have stopped using, requiring non-legal, standard sizes now).

You got it.

[curious_guy (imported)]

Why was the feminist angry at the garden center?