A BAD pun/joke/puzzle

[curious_guy (imported)]

Why did the man throw a 20 pound frozen turkey out his sixth floor window when Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were walking below?

If no one guesses this I will post the answer in a few days.

[Old Greebo (imported)]

Er, killing two Stones with one bird, perhaps?

[curious_guy (imported)]

Er, killing two Stones with one bird, perhaps?

Yes. That's it.

[curious_guy (imported)]

Here is another one:

If you needed to hire an engineer to design something on your property and your wife insisted that you hire a polite engineer, what kind of engineer would you hire?

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

A civil engineer. --FLO--

[curious_guy (imported)]

A civil engineer. --FLO--

You got it.

[markle (imported)]

What do you call an evasive speaker who when queried answers in such a way that we dont notice there was no asnwer?

[HairyHarry (imported)]

A Politician.

[markle (imported)]

A Politician.

Can't actually say no on that. However, there is a solution fitting the thread.

[StefanIsMe (imported)]

deeker-speaker ?

circuitous elocutionist?