Xmas idea for eunuchs.

[Riverwind (imported)]

I have lights and garland on my tree but NO BALLS.

River

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Riverwind presents: The first Eunuch Tree. --FLO--

[tugon (imported)]

This year I thought I would buy lifelike dildos with the scrotum attached. I would hang the dildos form the trees and lay the severed scrotums around the base of the tree.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

A first class idea! --FLO--

[Hash (imported)]

Uncle Flo,

Were you/are you a stand-up comic? You have me laughing so hard sometimes I can hardly breath. If you're not a comic, you should be. Hash

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Not a comic ---- just an old guy with a warped sense of reality. --FLO--