A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be out done, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, make her President, and then half the country will be out looking for work in one week."
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Apparently part of the 1% in the latest CNN poll who thinks Bush is the greatest president in history.
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needs to have their heads examined. J.Dallasguy (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:36 pm who thinks Bush is the greatest president in history,
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Let's just off them of their heads instead? No big loss.
needs to have their heads examined. J."
Let's just off them of their heads instead? No big loss.
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needs to have their heads examined. J.
Well, I think you are overreacting. There may be some innocent misguided souls out there who still genuinely believe in George Bush i.e. those who do not read newspapers or get to see TV (probably only in darkest Africa, the depths of the Amazonian rain forests and maybe a few isolated spots in the Ozarks). Now that I think of it maybe a few in mental lnstitutions as well. Dont want to miss anybody and not give George his due such as it is.
My view is that his best and greatest achievement will come when he finally passes on to his just reward whereupon his tombstone will provide a good point for all of his doubters to get together and dance on his grave
tory,Dallasguy (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:36 pm who th80]
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needs to have their heads examined. J.
Well, I think you are overreacting. There may be some innocent misguided souls out there who still genuinely believe in George Bush i.e. those who do not read newspapers or get to see TV (probably only in darkest Africa, the depths of the Amazonian rain forests and maybe a few isolated spots in the Ozarks). Now that I think of it maybe a few in mental lnstitutions as well. Dont want to miss anybody and not give George his due such as it is.
My view is that his best and greatest achievement will come when he finally passes on to his just reward whereupon his tombstone will provide a good point for all of his doubters to get together and dance on his grave
