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"The Nylon Concealer Compression T-shirt"

http://www.underworks.com/998.html

They see a smooth to the skin nylon spandex knit t-shirt with moisture wicking technology that keeps you dry and an SPF 50 rating for UV protection. But only you now that on the inside are powerful layers of powernet binding your chest, flattening your belly and pressing against your back in support. A girdle shirt for outerwear with an athletic look. A chest binder breakthrough!

I purchased one a size too small for me and neglected to return it within a reasonable time, so now I am stuck with it. I have no use for it and there's no way it will ever fit over my torso.

It is size M - 36-39" chest (though my chest at it's widest measures 38" it does yet not fit). You want, you can have. I have no use for it. Never been worn; impossible for me to wear.
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For the man who has just about everything. This sounds like an article of clothing someone could develop a meaningful relationship with, over time.
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If no one has any use for this it's going to Salvation Army. heh.. :D I just kind of thought someone might give it a good home? hmm..
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twaddler (imported) wrote: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:24 pm If no one has any use for this it's going to Salvation Army. heh.. :D I just kind of thought someone might give it a good home? hmm..

With my bod, I'd look ridiculous. About the same as wearing a speedo.
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As far as I recall, Eunuch Archive Rule #133 states: the following individuals are NEVER allowed to wear speedo/spandex: MacTheWolf, River, IEunuch, Krister, surf_toad, UncleFlo, and anyone else who doesn't have a gymnastic body and a face like Antonio Banderas.

From the few pix I've seen of the Dark Overlord, he might be able to wear it and look decent with that slim, trim physique of his.
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I don't know about the other names on that list, but if I never see UncleFlo in a speedo that's A-Okay with me!!! Antonio Banderas on the other hand I would pay to clean my pool wearing a speedo. Yes, I know I don't have a pool, that's not the point!!
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Well, I could have a pool built just to have Antonio Banderas clean it in a speedo...

Though it might upset the board of the condominium. (It's so strange to use that word to refer to the incorporated association, when all you here is it refering to apartments. But I looked it up, it's the equivalent of "bostadsrättsföreningen". Oh well...) They just refurbished the small park we have, before winter.

And I don't think they'd buy into the Antonio Banderas thing quite as much. Or maybe some of the women on the board might... And of course there might be other tenants. Hmm, time to draft a petition maybe?
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The ultimate man-servant prototype: http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/350/boiwv6.jpg
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twaddler (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:56 am The ultimate man-servant prototype: http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/350/boiwv6.jpg

Whew, is that you tangy???
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Nope. :D Just some random photo I ran across.
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