twaddler (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:41 pm
Dude, this one guy I was with a few months back had semen that tasted absolutely frickin' delicious. Sweet and just plain yummy. I was all bracing myself for tangy saltiness and it wasn't there at all. Wow. His semen should be bottled and sold. If only his penis were bigger than 1/2 the size of mine.. heh.. anyways..
Mine still tastes yucky and slimy despite having no sperm....
That guy with the sweet semen was probably a diabetic. I also have experienced that sweet taste during sex....
Just walked in to find my cat has "Gifted" me with a hairball! Damn! Great way to start a Friday PM away from the office.
Anyway...
I've only tasted the semen of two men...one is BigGuy (Salty, but addictive,) and that of Barry T. Eunuch (Less salty, watery, sorta mild.) so I can't claim expertise.
One of our Kastration Koven members has a boyfriend to whose semen she claims utter addiction...seems strange, given her interest in castration...who knows?
He lives in another city here in Texas and she only sees him on alternate weekends and during holidays. She demands that he spank the simian daily and store his output in vials in the freezer. (I thought I was a kink!)
When they get together, she consumes the accumulation, either directly, by adding it to some food, or "dipping" his peepee in it. She claims that her quite youthful appearance (She's over 40, BTW,) is directly attributable to this "Diet".
I dimly recall a "period piece" story (not modern times, in other words,) written by God-knows-whom wherein a man who was castrated to satisfy a debt paid young men for the privilege of performing fellatio on them in the belief that consuming the semen of an intact male would somehow help offset the loss of his ballsies. His spouse endorsed the plan and recruited young men..."OK, you can boink me, but my hubby gets to suck your item when you 'arrive'!"...Errrrrr. I guess I must admit some skepticism re the efficacy of that, but we ladies cannot qualify as experts in that area.
Barry doesn't really subscribe to the theory, BTW.
As for anti-depressant qualities? Well, Yoli is ALWAYS happy when she's swallowing, being "injected" with, or being sprinkled by, semen! Then again, I suspect it's a matter of "Whose" rather than "What".
Now to pack and join some friends for a roadie!
You guessed it! Another OU game.
Hugsnkizzes!
Yolanda The Research Babe
PS: Neither BG or Barry produce semen that is very thick or gooey. I've seen some, thanks to the miracle of the internet, that is thick and gooey. It reminds me of Elmer's Glue (TM). I'd go on a "Spuzz-free Diet" before I'd ingest that.
Just walked in to find my cat has "Gifted" me with a hairball! Damn! Great way to start a Friday PM away from the office.
Anyway...
I've only tasted the semen of two men...one is BigGuy (Salty, but addictive,) and that of Barry T. Eunuch (Less salty, watery, sorta mild.) so I can't claim expertise. However, one of our Kastration Koven members has a boyfriend to whose semen she claims utter addiction...seems strange, given her interest in castration...who knows?
He lives in another city here in Texas and she only sees him on alternate weekends and during holidays. She demands that he spank the simian daily and store his output in vials in the freezer. (I thought I was a kink!)
When they get together, she consumes the accumulation, either directly, by adding it to some food, or "dipping" his peepee in it. She claims that her quite youthful appearance (She's over 40, BTW,) is directly attributable to this "Diet".
I dimly recall a "period piece" story (not modern times, in other words,) written by God-knows-whom wherein a man who was castrated to satisfy a debt paid young men for the privilege of performing fellatio on them in the belief that consuming the semen of an intact male would somehow help offset the loss of his ballsies. His spouse endorsed the plan and recruited young men..."OK, you can boink me, but my hubby gets to suck your item when you 'arrive'!"...Errrrrr. I guess I must admit some skepticism re the efficacy of that, but we ladies cannot qualify as experts in that area.
Barry doesn't really subscribe to the theory, BTW.
Now to pack and join some friends for a roadie!
Yolanda The Research Babe
Yum, yum! Suck young dick and swallow. Been there done that - paid the price.... [sigh] And, no, it does not help your T level either....
Kangan (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:36 am
Yum, yum! Suck young dick and swallow. Been there done that - paid the price.... [sigh] And, no, it does not help your T level either....
Wow! That was quick!
Kanga(roo)n, I've since edited/added to my post. Re-read for an extra thrill at no extra charge! LOL!
Just the other day while having a nooner with my intact friend I must say all tasted good and my mood was lifted. A customer at the retail store where I work part time thought I was the happiest employee. I should have let her smell my breath, in case she thought I might have been drinking.
I cannot offer any scientific evidence as to the anti-depressant qualities of semen. I don't think any scientific studies have been done on it. All I can offer is my own observation that EVERY SINGLE TIME I got a dose of it, I was certainly cheered up quite a bit by it.
Then again, I suppose having the right person to administer the "medication" is important.
