Barry's New Toy, or...

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

"Preventing TinyPeePeeItis post-castration"

Yoli here, (You know. The Church Lady.)

Today's question is:

Do any of you that have been "converted" use some sort of device to keep your adorable little peepees from shrinking "too much" (whatever that might be.) Or, does frequent "playing with it" serve that purpose.

Reason for asking:

Best male friend and pet eunuch, Barry, arrived for a visit this afternoon and has revealed (even shown me!) that he now uses one of those pumpy thingies on his...thingie...on a regular basis. Wow! I'd never seen (in "person") one of those before and I'm fascinated by it.

He says that he uses it to keep his peepee "bulked up" despite the natural tendency of a peepee to shrink post-snip.

He was never a biggie to begin with and I know he's already lost some length and girth since his trip to Juarez.

Next question(s):

Will this work?

Can regular vacuum treatments, if done safely, prevent a snippee's item from further shrinkage?

Is it safe? (I'd hate for him to lose THAT!)

Am I a total kink for being turned on by watching him do it or wanting to help? LOL!

I truly am curious and, of course, pretty excited by all this, but his safety is the main concern.

One of his eunuch pals (of the Houston branch,) has experienced serious shrinkage since being castrated. I've seen the "before" pics and video and have seen him in person a few times over the past two+ years. I can attest that his peepee has undergone extensive change. From what I gather it's difficult for him to non-messily tinkle when wearing anything thicker than briefs...EEEK! I haven't observed any such attempts, BTW.

His thingie was larger than Barry's was, pre-snip, but has really reversed course since the cut. I suppose seeing his friend's condition was a contributing factor to Barry's opting for "therapy...(therapeepeepy?)". Said amigo(he's Hispanic.) has been a eunuch for much longer than has my friend and I'm guessing that accounts for the disparity. I just hope that B's efforts are safe and that they achieve the desired result.

I just remembered that Barry once told me he was taking sporadic low doses of male 'mones since about a year post-snip. So, either he's not maintaining that OR it's not sufficient to keep his desired dimensions in place.

I CAN say this with certainty; He can still get a fairly serviceable stiffie and he can still manage a feeble squirt or two...Thank God!

Please let me know, in ten thousand words or less (heal thyself, Yoli!) what your opinions are re Barry's new toy and the use thereof.

Love and stuff,

Yolanda The Research Girl

PS: What would a tiny vacuum thingie do to a clitty? I'm happy with my little pink pearl but maybe I can talk Ash(leigh) into enlarging her already impressive one. You can guess how I'd make good use of it! (I'm a baaaaaad girl!)

[micropenis (imported)]

My choice of screen name isn't just a joke. I really do have a small one. I used a pump for quite some time years back. It never accomplished much for me. But then, it never did me any harm either. I am not cut, I just drew the short straw in life. It always frustrated me because I am a big guy (6' 2" 300 lbs)in every other way.

I don't think your friend Barry can do himself any more damage, unless he uses some sort of super-dooper vacum pump. I hope it helps him maintain a happy girth & length. I can't give you any info on thier effects on women though.

As for being a total kink; Yes you are. I love that in a girl or guy!!!

P.S. You mentioned he was altered in Juarez. Could you tell us the contact information for the snipper? I seem to remember reading that the Heaven's Gate cult used a Juarez clinic. Apparently they offered them a group rate.

[tugon (imported)]

The only risk with a pump is too much vacuum will draw too much blood into the erectile tissue and cause a rupture. Never to get erect again. I am sure pain would warn if those limits are reached. I do not know if my penis has shrunk or has gone into hiding after the kidnapping of his two friends. Seriously I have had penile shrinkage. I do not know if a pump for an intact male would fit me now. It might be fun to find out. I will get back with you.

[twaddler (imported)]

I would think kegel exercises while erect would help to prevent shrinkage... ?

[devi (imported)]

Do you have eunuchs that sing at your church? (Er... --That you know of?)

Also is that little guy headless or just short or is he both?

I'd think the problem with those vacuum pumps is that you'd end up having to walk around and having to do things with a sensitive stiffie that could get hurt somehow or else that just might happen to be the one day that your whole family, --(latino family that is which includes even your second cousins) comes on over for a little visit.

PS -Yo vivo en lo mismo camino que El Paso al otro la'o del Burrque en el noroeste y queria saber que hay en Juarez? Que tengo miedo de ir p'alla solitas.

[ramses (imported)]

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[Arab Nights (imported)]

PS -Yo vivo en lo mismo camino que El Paso al otro la'o del Burrque en el noroeste y queria saber que hay en Juarez? Que tengo miedo de ir p'alla solitas.

Hola Dev.

Espere hasta otono. Rosie y you podemos ir contigo. We have a running joke about Chihuahua after some of the stories. And I don't know how to say "running joke" in Spanish. Maybe we could have a MOM on the border and have a real group tour.

[devi (imported)]

I don't know either if there is any way to say running joke en espanol.

El Paso City anyone? Does the river still flow through there anymore or is it only just a playground now?

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Do you have eunuchs that sing at your church? (Er... --That you know of?)

Also is that little guy headless or just short or is he both?.

Dev,

Yoli here, and finally back to reality, post the Oklahoma trip.

In answer to your question;

Barry's peepee is definitely intact. The thought of it losing it's adorable head makes me ill! I've never heard Barry make the slightest suggestion that he'd ever have anything done to his peepee. His simple castration apparently drove off, or at least held at bay, whatever demons he feared re his future sexual behavior.

Besides, if he ever did anything to my favorite little "chew toy" he'd have one irate Yolanda to deal with.

No eunuchs in our church choir so far as I know. There are about 60 members, though, and a few are older men. I suppose it's possible that one or more of them have been castrated for medical reasons, but I can't think of a way to determine that without creating a riot..."Guys, would those who still have both balls and an intact peepee please take one step forward?"

I've had to fend off so-far-polite-but-persistant advances from a couple of the men in the choir, and a couple of those from the general congregation and I have repeatedly had to politely refuse invitations to attend meetings of the church's Singles Club. Well, a young single female can expect to be "targeted" by single (I assume) men. I've even had a middle-aged woman in the congragation tell me I "would be perfect for her son". Well, HE never attends services.

I'm sure eligible guys get hit on too in situations like this. In fact, before BigGuy and WOBG hooked up some years ago,

when he was a young Lieutenant, then a Captain, he faithfully attended "Chapel" if he could. He laughs when he tells how he was swarmed by girls and women, including female officers, enlisted females who didn't give a hoot about the fraternization taboos, wives who had of-age daughters, and even some married women who wanted a "Charge" from a young and virile Cavalry officer.

Believe me, the sacred cloisters don't diminish one's libido upon entrance! (Not mine, anyway!)

Oh, one last thing. I can't speak to the river issue in El Paso. but the lovely San Antonio RiverWalk is here for you to enjoy.

I live here, so I've had all of it I need for a while. Still, we often entertain there...part of the job.

I DO like to bundle up in fashionable winter clothes and stroll the R'Walk on our really chilly days. Sometimes we have it all to ourselves (but I DO carry a gun, all nice and legal!) Then I (we) drop into a pub for Irish Coffee or some other hot adult beverage. Then a bowl of stew, caldo, or maybe chili and life is good. (Menudo ONLY when I'm blitzed!)

Be good, 'cause God and Yoli love you!

Yoli

[devi (imported)]

Yoli,

You make me cry. I used to live and go to church in San Antonio. So much has happened since those times but I have never returned since then and I even have a few cousins living there now (military, however I was never military). I lived with my brother in a place that we used to jokingly call the slums of Alamo Heights. I also lived in a few other places. I also liked singing in choirs and there was one time when we were singing at an old age home, that a lady who had lived as a child at the Vatican and was familiar with the male sopranos of old asked me to sing "Ave Maria" in a soprano voice which I normally didn't use. I'm not sure how she figured I had that voice but there were girls in that choir who knew that I could out-pitch them. I was at an other than Catholic church but having been raised Catholic and knowing how to read Latin I sang it for her. Anyway there was so much to enjoy in and around San Antonio. All in all it is a beautiful place and I think maybe it would be a great place to have a MOM sometime or just to meet.