It was bound to happen...

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

sooner or later...and it has.

Hi all,

Yoli here, "working" (Ha!) at home today since the AC in the office is being overhauled.

The title of this post? Well, it seems I finally did something I've always feared I'd do.

I took a few moments last evening to drop in here at the "Unique Archive", just to catch up on my reading, LOL!

While I was at that, and sipping a nice glass of Shiraz, I felt nature's call.

As I was exiting the Tinkle-atorium, the buzzer for the main entry gate sounded. It was a gentleman from the company that had installed a new ice machine at the poolside cabana. There was some glitch in it and he was here to remedy the problem. I buzzed him through the gate and he came back to the garage apartment where Ash(leigh) and I dwell. I let him in and asked him to give me a moment. A very nice-looking man, in his mid-60's, rather handsome, BTW.

I disappeared into my bedroom to find my flipflops and when I came out he was staring, bug-eyed, at the monitor...EEEEEK!

I turned red, nearly fainted, and managed to say "OK, off to the pool."

He seemed all too eager to take care of the icemaker's glitch and get out of the place. He kept stealing glances at me, as though to make sure I wasn't sneaking up on him with a pair of shears, LOL!

As I walked him to the gate (the minor adjustment having been made to the icemaker,) I said "I'm sorry if that website spooked you, but don't worry, I don't do...you know...to guys."

Now, I had met this man several times before as he is THE appliance guy for both the big house and our apt., so it's not as though he doesn't know me.

He said, almost in a whisper, "I had NO idea there were websites like that." I replied "Well, I didn't until a few years ago. Pretty weird, huh?"

He agreed, then asked me if I had an interest in "that sort of thing." I looked him straight in the eye and told him that quite a few people do, female and male alike. He just nodded and left.

The question for today; Did he go home and "tune in"?

Also; Should I contact him and ask if he wants to learn more?

Still blushing,

Yoli The Impish One

San Antonio

[tugon (imported)]

If he were that curious / shocked I am sure he found it on his own. My question is did he stay up all night reading stories? Oh and Yoli I am now wondering how you look in his fantasies.

[ramses (imported)]

That's too funny, Yoli! I'm sure most of us can relate to the fear of others catching us reading the EA. I bet a majority of the people here are very adept at erasing browser histories!!! I admire the bravery of what you told him. I'm not sure I'd have had the "balls" to mention it again!!!! LOL

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

Yoli, don't feel bad. I would be willing to bet that he is having fantasies of you castrating him now - though he would NEVER admit it.

So you just gave him a rush, something to fantasize about. I hope he does not end up gabbing about you to the neighbors, he probably won't. So just enjoy the thought that you are quite probably in his fantasies for a while. If it were me.... being evil and devious like I am, I would probably have five or six jars with some convincing looking "testicles" in preservative in them all lined up on a prominent shelf next to a scalpel and surgical scissors for him to see the next time he comes by. Label each jar with a different guys name and a recent "date of castration: 8-8-2007."

He might be an old guy, but I bet you could see the rise in his pants as he noticed at your "collection."

[devi (imported)]

Maybe he's right back at home this very moment working on inventing a very new type of appliance. "The Eunuchator. It's fast, efficient and very simple to use. Accept no immitations. Only available while supplies last. So, please hurry. You won't want to miss out on this one. Whether it's for the dork in your life or else one of your loved ones this is the new appliance to have. No longer does any one have to have that feeling of being bereaved. The eunuchator works wonders like no other. And if you act now we will throw in six free refills. That is you can bring six new eunuchs into the world for the price of just one. But wait there's more..."

[IbPervert (imported)]

A school Friend of mine got a circumcision once for medical reasons. I was the only one on campus that knew (beside himself) why he was walking so funny. So on April fools day I walked up to him, and said "I feel kind of funny being the only one on campus that knows about your circumcision, so I figure I will tell you one of mine!" We had met in class and something drew him to me, and a few semesters later he came out of the closet...guess my gaydar works! hehehehe

Anyways, I continued to say, "A few years ago I went down to Tijuana, Mexico and got myself castrated!" The look on his face was priceless! Then i said, "April Fools! then asked what he had thought when i told him?" He said, "Way to much info!"

[Kangan (imported)]

sooner or later...and it has.

Hi all,

Yoli here, "working" (Ha!) at home today since the AC in the office is being overhauled.

The title of this post? Well, it seems I finally did something I've always feared I'd do.

I took a few moments last evening to drop in here at the "Unique Archive", just to catch up on my reading, LOL!

While I was at that, and sipping a nice glass of Shiraz, I felt nature's call.

As I was exiting the Tinkle-atorium, the buzzer for the main entry gate sounded. It was a gentleman from the company that had installed a new ice machine at the poolside cabana. There was some glitch in it and he was here to remedy the problem. I buzzed him through the gate and he came back to the garage apartment where Ash(leigh) and I dwell. I let him in and asked him to give me a moment. A very nice-looking man, in his mid-60's, rather handsome, BTW.

I disappeared into my bedroom to find my flipflops and when I came out he was staring, bug-eyed, at the monitor...EEEEEK!

I turned red, nearly fainted, and managed to say "OK, off to the pool."

He seemed all too eager to take care of the icemaker's glitch and get out of the place. He kept stealing glances at me, as though to make sure I wasn't sneaking up on him with a pair of shears, LOL!

As I walked him to the gate (the minor adjustment having been made to the icemaker,) I said "I'm sorry if that website spooked you, but don't worry, I don't do...you know...to guys."

Now, I had met this man several times before as he is THE appliance guy for both the big house and our apt., so it's not as though he doesn't know me.

He said, almost in a whisper, "I had NO idea there were websites like that." I replied "Well, I didn't until a few years ago. Pretty weird, huh?"

He agreed, then asked me if I had an interest in "that sort of thing." I looked him straight in the eye and told him that quite a few people do, female and male alike. He just nodded and left.

The question for today; Did he go home and "tune in"?

Also; Should I contact him and ask if he wants to learn more?

Still blushing,

Yoli The Impish One

San Antonio

Yoli,

Be very careful what you say to whom about your "Unique" interest. I could come back to bite you in the behind. It is one thing to get caught by someone accidentally - it is quite another to "solicit" them. Take a cold shower and wait for him to solicit you.

[texmec (imported)]

Texas is just too big....San Antonio there, El Paso here, sigh.