Do your Ballz hang low

[eunch_wannabe (imported)]

Do your ballz hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? can you tie em in a bow? Can you an you throw them o'er your shoulder Like a Continental Soldier? Do your ballz hang low?Do your Ballz hang high? Do they reach up to the sky? Do they wrinkle when they're wet?Do they straighten when they're dry? Can you wave them at your neighbor With an element offlavor? Do your ballz hang high?Do your ballz hang wide? Do they flap from side to side? Do they wave in the breeze From the slightest little sneeze? Can you soar above the nation With a feeling of elevation? Do your ballz hang wide? Do your ballz fall off When you give a great big cough? Do they lie there on the ground Or bounce up at every sound? Can you stick them in your pocket Just like Davy Crocket? Do your ballz fall off?

someone add on to make another verse or two lets see how creative we can get.

[kristoff]

Do your ballz hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? can you tie em in a bow? Can you an you throw them o'er your shoulder Like a Continental Soldier? Do your ballz hang low?Do your Ballz hang high? Do they reach up to the sky? Do they wrinkle when they're wet?Do they straighten when they're dry? Can you wave them at your neighbor With an element offlavor? Do your ballz hang high?Do your ballz hang wide? Do they flap from side to side? Do they wave in the breeze From the slightest little sneeze? Can you soar above the nation With a feeling of elevation? Do your ballz hang wide? Do your ballz fall off When you give a great big cough? Do they lie there on the ground Or bounce up at every sound? Can you stick them in your pocket Just like Davy Crocket? Do your ballz fall off?

someone add on to make another verse or two lets see how creative we can get.

Heard this many years ago. Of course, at that time it was discussing 'roids.

[Kathleen (imported)]

Do your ballz offend?

Will you loose them in the end?

Can you band them 'till they're black

and rot off in your sack?

Do they weather your attack,

and do they keep bouncing back?

Do your ballz offend?

[eunch_wannabe (imported)]

Kathleen,

That is a really good verse.

Alright now someone else (or kathleen again) Another verse.

[bagman (imported)]

Yes my balls were in my sack

I could put them in my crack

But today alas their gone

No more to jack and no more fun

Now an empty bagiee with lots of scars

With shriveled Willie looking at my feet

That is my story which I relate

Their off, their gone the damage done

Now all I have is a receptive bum