no more genitals

[HairyHarry (imported)]

It reminds me of the young boy Phil who came runnng home crying to his mother.

"What's up darling?" asked his mum.

"Johnny that big bully in the next street stuck a banger up my arse and lit it!"

"Darling, you must use better English. The word is 'rectum'" remarked his mother.

"Wrecked 'em! It blew the bloody things away!" wailed Phil.

(my apologies to those who have heard it before)

Heard this one about 48 years ago...

[jemagirl (imported)]

I saw a video someone posted on one of the gruesome sites of a guy who liked to be butt fucked. Apparently he thought he was capable of taking anything. They brought in a horse; he bent over, the horse mounted him and humped a while. Tore the guy up so bad inside that he died right away. Happened in Washington State or Oregon. Anyone here recall that one?

It sounds like an urban legend but it's true (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/l ... rm16m.html):( and it makes anal bleaching look like vanilla.

[Kangan (imported)]

My parents were a bit Victorian in their thinking. They left a sex book laying out for me to find. this book was so out of date that it didn't have any photos or drawings - just a rough written description of how intercourse was done. The section on masturbation was all about not doing it as the author (a doctor) claimed your brain needed the nourishment of the seminal fluid and if you let any of it spill, you would go crazy. Doh!

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

So, now I know what i did wrong. I spilled seminal fluid. --FLO--

[twaddler (imported)]

I've read about the Victorian Era beliefs that even the medical schools and physicians promoted: that masturbation, or even touching of one's own genitals was so evil that it would cause insanity.

The Psychopathia Sexualis is a good read; contains a lot of mentions of 'self-pollution' aka masturbation. A very interesting book.

[Riverwind (imported)]

I could not find that video on the Darwin Awards, which would usually have something about this even if its a fake.

River

[jemagirl (imported)]

I could not find that video on the Darwin Awards, which would usually have something about this even if its a fake.

River

DO you mean the guy with the horse? I did find it referenced on a Seattle news site. Maybe the guy wasn't eligible fro the Darwin Awards because........ well it doesn't look like he was a top any way.

OTOH if you are talking about the fireworks boy, I think that was faked.

Still I feel bad for people who do foolish things and pay the ultimate price. I think a lot of us have done stuff that might have qualified us for the awards but we were lucky and didn't die.

[Kangan (imported)]

Still I feel bad for people who do foolish things and pay the ultimate price. I think a lot of us have done stuff that might have qualified us for the awards but we were lucky and didn't die.

Haven't we all.... At least self-castration for me is not one of them.

[jemagirl (imported)]

Haven't we all.... At least self-castration for me is not one of them.

I wish I could say the same for myself but I can not. I have done things out of desperation over not being able to afford an orchiectomy, and I don't think that makes me an idiot.