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[Kangan (imported)]

After a long night of making love, a man notices a picture of another man on his new girlfriend's nightstand by the bed, and begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your 'boyfriend,' then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad? Your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answered.

"Well, who the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"Oh...that's me before the surgery."

[Kusanagi (imported)]

lmfao, that's good

[kristoff]

Some of these gags are almost as old as dirt - er, I mean MacWolfie. I suspect this is about the 8th time I've seen this one posted here. But, I still enjoy it anyway!

[A-1 (imported)]

This joke is demeaning to heterosexuals...

...maybe you can make something INJUN out of it...

[kristoff]

This joke is demeaning to heterosexuals...

...maybe you can make something INJUN out of it...

I think we've had enough. You have already beaten this to death.

[A-1 (imported)]

I think we've had enough. You have already beaten this to death.

NAW!

This is not right.

DO you remember, Krister, that some things feel good EVERY time you beat them?

Of course, some do not.

However, if you pay attention, some things that can be beaten feel good for one, but not for another.

IT'S D-I-V-E-R-S-I-T-Y!

OF COURSE, some would call it P-E-R-V-E-R-S-I-T-Y

and... OF COURSE, Jesus calls it R-E-S-E-A-R-C-H...