Kristoff is 83 today

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Happy Birthday my friend, hope you had a hell of a good time.

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Happy Birthday Kristoff! Looking forward to seeing you again at the meeting!

🍑👋 🤘 👏 👌 👥 🎶 :balsmilie 🌈 🎈 🃏 🍰 🎂☺️
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There was / is a cake! I have had ONE piece. Can’t have any more – Paolo can tell you why. Giving the rest away! Gladys the neighbor, sweet wonderful soul, baked me a DEVIL’s food cake, with Bing cherries on top!

On my 30th birthday, my friends all showed up at the door at about 10 PM with a garbage pizza and 3 huge decade candles on it – I had completely forgotten. They really didn’t want to celebrate – they really came to just make sure I got shoved over the crest of the hill. This time they showed up with Geritol and a walker – beyotches!

Of course, one who is being respectful never asks a lady her age – why the fuck that is, I don’t know, but oh well. So, I lie, WTF? The truth is, I have always admired the legacy left by Jack Benny – geez, does THAT statement ever blow the bull out of the water… Truth is, I am I little bit older than my kids, 5 months younger than my older brother, 6 months older than my sister, and my mom is my aunt; NO, I am not from Tennessee. The triplets are 33. No, I did NOT give birth to them.

A youth injection?! I can deal with that, but can the youth? Course, last time I tried that (not that long ago…) I got a dose of livestock for my ranch. We’ll wait a bit longer to make sure we get a purebred strain, eh? I suspect Brandon (who is as myopic as I am) just couldn’t see what he was getting in to. My good luck, sans the livestock (he’s out of quarantine now…), and fun while it lasted

On top of all that, I get threatened with a good time, but then I am forced to wait till August. Who will remember by then, with all the old farts around here? Geez, beat me, whip me, just don’t take my credit cards… other discussions held elsewhere… Damn, and a stripper in the wings as well. Give an old wench a heart attack, will ya?

Someone asked me recently if I was born again. I told them once was enough. Dog years? My neighbor once had a sheep dog. Had to shave its butt so we would know which end to feed. With that in mind, and my bald knob in the mirror, I don’t think we’re going there….

Whatever the case may be, thank you one and all for good wishes; looking forward to meeting some of ya’ll at August MoM, fearful of others, and….well, go there…!!
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Happy Birthday Kristoff, but I don't believe you are 83.🎂☺️ :balsmilie 🌈
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👥 Huggggggs Jema :hearthrob 🪆
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Jema

He's really 183 but don't spread it around as it isn't common knowledge. He was born in 1824.
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Here's wishing you a wonderful *Happy Birthday* Kristoff... 😊

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Happy Birthday Sister!!!

I suppose there's no reason to have to kick that habbit.

But by the way where do you come up with a red habbit anymore?

Or at least do you have any patterns for any of those old habbits of yours?

Maybe I could sew one up complete with matching thong bikini sometime.

Perhaps a magenta and pink camo pattern might look nice.

Happy Birthday!!!
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Kristoff happy birthday !!!! Kristoff is very active for his age, he play a mean third base in an over 80 softball league and walks a half mile to the store and back weather permitting. Hats off !!!! Sorry this is a bit late, but got a little tied up clipping coupons for his trips to the store as I try to be of help when and where its needed and as he says himself,perhaps a few times too many, a penny saved is a ............... and on and on and to be honest eventually it can wear on one even with the best of intentions.
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