Kristoff is 83 today

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Happy Birthday, Kristoff!

From you-know-whom:boobies:

(Will there be cake?)

[Paolo]

Birthday spankings will have to wait until the August M.O.M. I think...

[Daughter (imported)]

Happy Birthday, your holiness! I've ordered the most beautiful hunk of man-stripper to your house this moring for a birthday show. He's tall, dark, handsome and has a body that makes even the straightest of straights weak in the knees. Oh hold on my phone is ringing... It's the stripper.. I must have forgotten to give him the address.

Oh well, maybe next time.

[bobbie (imported)]

Birthday spankings will have to wait until the August M.O.M. I think...

Hummmm 30 plus members all getting a chance to spank the old red sister at the MOM's meeting. Just that thought should increase the attendance greatly.

All kidding aside I want to wish you the very best on your birthday. Hope you will be around a good many years to come. You bring so many different opinion's and ideas to the site.

[Kangan (imported)]

If the flaming nun is 83, then I'm over 110!

Anyhow, happy birthday - if that is your birthday.

[numnuts (imported)]

Why you old dog, you! Here's wishing you a Happy Birthday with all the trimmings. May you have the very best of everything this world has to offer, on your special day and always. And may you live in peace & harmony, with health & happiness all your live long day. May they be many indeed.

So 83 in dog years is what........ 12? Good Lord, you're about to start puberty!

[micropenis (imported)]

Happy Birthday!!!

I hope you get another tool to add to your arsenal.

[mrt (imported)]

As my ol' man used to say HAPPY BIRFDAY!

[Bagoas (imported)]

Gratulerer med dagen.

[Hairless (imported)]

I didn't think you were a day over 39. With 30 members at the MOM meeting, you won't need your red habit to be red, at least where you sit.

Happy