Kristoff is 83 today

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Kristoff is 83 today

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Wow you look almost as young as that old wolfe we have sleepin in the corner of the archive.It must be your habbet or something like that or maybe the pope has blessed you who will ever know.But happy birthday hmmmm 83??
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I've heard that Kristoff was 83 when the Eunuch Archive first started so he must be closer to 90. Honestly though, Kristoff, you don't look a day over 80.

It must be all that good, clean, straight *cough* Catholic *cough* living.

Here's to the only Flaming Nun we'd like to see gang-banged by the Minnesotta Vikings.

Happy Birthday sister....get fruckin plastered.

psst guys...I "think" is true age is one or two dice rolls behind me....probably around 47.
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happy birthday, what is the name of your plastic surgeon>??? or any life style tips for us young people...?
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🤘 Happy B-Day Sister! 🤘 🤘 🤘

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Oh my, 83 huh? I think I've heard so many different ages for Kristoff, that he could probably claim every day of the year as his birthday. ('Cause reason tells you that if you have two different ages, you must have two different birthdays. The chances that you are born twice - on the same day! - must be astronomical...)

But anyway, grattis på födelsedagen!
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83, is that in dog years?

Either way, Happy BDay!
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Happy Birthday. At 83, you must have one foot nearly in the grave. Sure hope Eunuch Archive gets all your will so IEunuch can have all new expensive equipment and training. Ha. Hope it is really good today.
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Have a wonderful day. Remember you are only as young as who you feel. Treat yourself to an injection of youth. Happy Birthday.
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Krister,

A very very happy birthday to you my friend with wishes for many more to come!

I'm looking forward to seeing you again in August. Now go out and party like you were 18 again!

🌈 :balsmilie 🌈
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And here I was under the impression that the fabled Red Nun appeared miraculously on the earth to guide us poor mortals onto the right path. Could that explain the confusion about birthdays and age? Enjoy your day today as much as I enjoyed mine yesterday. --FLO--
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