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[Riverwind (imported)]

The human body is a funny thing, it does not like pieces of it cut off, and this includes the balls.

We all think we are invincible but unless you want to be in the next copy of the Darwin Awards (that for people that do real stupid things to get themselves kill) and this will sure get you started on that path.

There was a guy in here a couple years ago that talked about injection his balls to kill them. We told him don't do that but he did it anyway, he got his wish, he was a eunuch, but he damn near died and spent several months in the hospital. Then came back in here looking for sympathy.

So go ahead, go try to castrate yourself this way and we will all take bets on if you ever return. It been all said above, you have so much to look forward to.

Pain, gangrene, ER, OR, large hospital bill if you survive, your family pays the bill if you die, the last two are kind of a 50/50 chance which is better then playing lotto. The newspaper with your picture and the caption “Here is an fool that tried to use a barn yard tool on himself.”

But, having said all of that I know you can do it an be the first to report back that it went without a hitch, and when I say you will be the first I mean it.

Oh hell, don't lesson to us, what the hell do we know, we are just a bunch of dumb old eunuchs that don't know shit.

Good luck,

River

[Paolo]

Somebody wake up on the wrong side of Talula's coffee pot this morning?!

[numnuts (imported)]

The bitching and whining is getting kind of old with this issue, the reality is no one has answered the question. If you don't know the answer, just fucking say so.

The question IS... "What happens to the testicles in a human male IF his spermatic cords are properly crushed with a burdizzo or similar instrument? Do they become infected and turn green and need immediate medical attention? OR do they atrophy and slowly be reabsorbed by the body with no immediate medical attention required?"

It's simple. You either know or you don't know.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

It is simple. I know. I just haven't decided if I want to tell or not. I have no desire to encourage anyone to try something that has so little chance of trouble free success (somewhere between 1 in 10 and 1 in 25 would be my observation). --FLO--

[kristoff]

The bitching and whining is getting kind of old with this issue, the reality is no one has answered the question. If you don't know the answer, just fucking say so.

The question IS... "What happens to the testicles in a human male IF his spermatic cords are properly crushed with a burdizzo or similar instrument? Do they become infected and turn green and need immediate medical attention? OR do they atrophy and slowly be reabsorbed by the body with no immediate medical attention required?"

It's simple. You either know or you don't know.

The answer is fucking yes.

Seldom are the vessels properly crushed. Human tissues here are highly plastic and do not crush well. Some people ARE successful at it. Most are NOT. Most end up with a severely lacerated and highly contused scrotum, often swollen to the size of a large grapefruit for a couple of weeks. Add to that exteme pain. (I DO know from experience).

The net result of either successful or unsuccessful burdizzo use is variable. The tissue can become necrotic (DEAD). As a result of that, infections and inflammations, often repetitious, can ensue (mine were serial and frequent and lasted for nearly two years). This can also result WITHOUT necrosis. Gangrene can also result as a consequence of necrosis. On some occasions. the testes are reabsorbed by the body. That is not the most common result. Most frequently, NOTHING results from burdizzo use, save pain, lacerations, severe bruising and contusing, etc.

If you want to do this, go right the fuck ahead. Don't come looking for sympathy for your pain, or whining about lack of success. You won't find it here.

Oh, and next time, before you post this kind of FUCKING post, have the courtesy of doing your research. There is enough material on this archive over the past several years to fill a book. Use the search function and READ it. THEN bitch.

[numnuts (imported)]

The answer is fucking yes.

Seldom are the vessels properly crushed. Human tissues here are highly plastic and do not crush well. Some people ARE successful at it. Most are NOT. Most end up with a severely lacerated and highly contused scrotum, often swollen to the size of a large grapefruit for a couple of weeks. Add to that exteme pain. (I DO know from experience).

The net result of either successful or unsuccessful burdizzo use is variable. The tissue can become necrotic (DEAD). As a result of that, infections and inflammations, often repetitious, can ensue (mine were serial and frequent and lasted for nearly two years). This can also result WITHOUT necrosis. Gangrene can also result as a consequence of necrosis. On some occasions. the testes are reabsorbed by the body. That is not the most common result. Most frequently, NOTHING results from burdizzo use, save pain, lacerations, severe bruising and contusing, etc.

If you want to do this, go right the fuck ahead. Don't come looking for sympathy for your pain, or whining about lack of success. You won't find it here.

Oh, and next time, before you post this kind of FUCKING post, have the courtesy of doing your research. There is enough material on this archive over the past several years to fill a book. Use the search function and READ it. THEN bitch.

Shove it up your ass, hot shot! Go ahead and ban me, you obviously need the fuel for your ego.

No, the information on this subject was never answered so well as now. Perhaps only adrenaline provokes real information on this board. The rest of it is just fantasy induced congratulatory greeting card bullshit.

And don't ever condesend to me again you asshole. I only asked a simple fucking question, I wasn't waiting for an answer so I could run out and stop the nearest burdizzo truck.

Now have a nice night and don't forget to delete all this so you can impress the rest of your community by exalting yourself on the highest. And after all, if you don't put yourself on your pedastool, who will?

[devi (imported)]

Somebody mentioned about how things were down at the barnyard earlier in this thread and how they wouldn't be good for human use. Well I won't be debating that but just adding another anecdote of how things were done at the ranch. After separating out all the lambs into the pen each lamb would get its tail bobbed off and then either set free or else put into the next pen. Then all the orrelsers would be tipped over held down and pierced in the gaunche with a razor sharp knife (but no more than a half inch incision). Then the cutter would suck each huevo out into his mouth and using his teeth would sever the cords and spit each one out into a bowl and take another swig of whiskey (he had probably been chewing on some pinon sap too). The cords would then be touched with a hot iron (left out in the desert sun) and put back inside and some kind of ointment would be put onto the incision. Afterwards if they didn't hobble over to the shade then they would be carried there. And this is how it was done in the old days in at least part of this wayward planet.

[genderless (imported)]

Wow! This thread got a bit testy.

All I can say after all the risks you have to consider, the biggest concern ends up being how much pain can you take. While I don't band, I have tied my nuts on and off for about a year now. It is now bearable for about 2 hours without that much pain. After all that they are not dead yet; so they are very very tough things to deal with.

[kristoff]

Shove it up your ass, hot shot! Go ahead and ban me, you obviously need the fuel for your ego.

No, the information on this subject was never answered so well as now. Perhaps only adrenaline provokes real information on this board. The rest of it is just fantasy induced congratulatory greeting card bullshit.

And don't ever condesend to me again you asshole. I only asked a simple fucking question, I wasn't waiting for an answer so I could run out and stop the nearest burdizzo truck.

Now have a nice night and don't forget to delete all this so you can impress the rest of your community by exalting yourself on the highest. And after all, if you don't put yourself on your pedastool, who will?

On this board one sees a frequent phenomenon called laziness. Folks come here, newly arrived, and many here for some time, and ask simple and simplistic questions about our subject matter, which initially is OK. Most never bother to do any searching, researching, reading, thinking, THEN asking sensible questions. Most want everything served on platter, and then bitch when they don’t get it.

I don’t mind answering questions, even the same ones, providing someone has actually done some searching and reading. If you are serious about castration, penectomy, etc., for yourself, you had Goddamned well better be doing some serious researching and reading (or you’ll get whatever misery you have earned by taking unconsidered action). SHOW me that you are serious, and I will help in any way I can; show me by doing your homework. Of course, most here are NOT serious about castration – it is only fantasy. That is also just fine.

There are literally tens of thousands of posts on our boards, all accessible by an excellent search function. Virtually every question, simple or complex, one can ask here has been very seriously responded to, usually several times. That is perfectly OK, as well. So the no answer available stuff is simply not gonna fly – it ain’t true.

Generally, when I see a testy, arrogant, and mean-spirited tone such as above with assaultive statements, my hackles go up, and I will respond in kind as I did. My nature I guess… But then, I only do that when someone asks a mere simple question before stopping the Burdizzo truck.

As for things up my ass, I suspect this won’t apply – my ass is too tight for loose cannons such as ours. Your humor is often biting, pointed, and enjoyable – at least I usually like it. Your flip side can be just as pointed and biting and unenjoyable (Yes I know about matching shoes, I have some). On the other hand, I rarely would consider condescending to folks – I usually just reflect back what they are showing… hmmmm…. Damn – the air is thin up here on the lofty pedestal.

Oh, and no you aren’t being deleted or banned. This doesn’t rise to that level

[Riverwind (imported)]

Somebody wake up on the wrong side of Talula's coffee pot this morning?!

YES

River