Wet dream / nocturnal emission

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

It is frequently a means by which small children calm, pleasure, and entertain themselves. Bigger kids just learn to do things a bit differently....

Youuuuuuuuu betcha!

Yoli here, taking a recovery break from a raucous gathering in the pool.

If it weren't for masturbation, we'd all go crazy(er).

I don't indulge on a daily basis, but I guess I'm a frequent flyer since we got the Sybians (2). Pop a naughty DVD in the box, plug in Sybian, and it's "Ride, Yoli, Ride".

Why two Sybians? Well, sometimes it's nice to share a ride.

I've told the lady in Austin (Remember the appreciative Barry-gawker from the lake?) that we have them and I'll bet she'll want a demo when she finally gets down here.

Yes, based on my own eye-witness experience, some guys like them too. Barry can take it or leave it but his eunuch pal from Houston is a frequent flyer when he visits.

Oh, I do myself without the Syb, but that's generally at work (Shhhhh) or when otherwise not at home.

Well, back to counting the drowning victims in the pool. This is NOT an "adult" party, BTW. There are kids too.

Luv to all from your waterlogged girl,

Yoli.

[A-1 (imported)]

So Yoli,

If you dream about the pool is it a wet dream? Or, are you just lying out?

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

So Yoli,

If you dream about the pool is it a wet dream? Or, are you just lying out?

It's MEEEEE! (Everyone say "Yayyyyyyy"!)

Well, I have fallen asleep by the pool and in the pool (on a float) often and have has sexual dreams during some of those naps, especially one night when I was out there alone...Ash(leigh)was OOT...nekkid under a big towel and on the chaise lounge. Slept until a bird called Boat-tailed Grackle (make that $^%#@! Grackle) woke me at sunrise...by pooping on my hair and forehead. Has some nice dreams, as I recall, but details are hazy. Got at least seven hours of ZZZZZZ though!

Real sex in the pool? Ohhhhhhh, yeah! Even in the winter since the pool is heated.

Why is Yoli up soooooo early? Well, believe it or not, after breakfast at the Cracker Barrel, I am going to (are you sitting down?)...CHURCH! Why so early a start? I gotta go to Wally World for cat food and some small stuff, then pick up my church "date" before barrelling into the Cracker Barrel.

I might even stay awake during the sermon, and I'm loading caffeine to make certain I do. I'm even thinking of joining their kick-ass choir. I easily passed the audition, so maybe the voice lessons were not so useless after all. Well, I have been known to do the Karaoke thing, and won a contest or two. The wet t-shirt helped...just kidding. Problem is, I HATE Karaoke 'cause for every good singer you have to endure ten lousy ones who seem to think volume makes up for no talent.

Worse yet, one of my bosses likes to drag me to those places and make me sing. That's OK, if I've had a drink or four, but then HE wants to join me "on stage" for some mushy old love song. I've figured out it's an excuse for him to touch me as we warble. All he has to do is ask and I'd pay for the motel!!! (He's the older man with the Penis Giganticus.)

There are more than one Cracker Barrel in San Antonio, but if you find me you can have me (over for lunch.) I'll be out this door in five minutes so you'd better get moving.

In that vein, when Ash(leigh) and I used to play on the chat, there was a guy here in SA that swore he was a eunuch. I (we) was (were) truly tempted to meet him and see for myself (ourselves). That was before Ash(leigh) brought Barry into my little orbit, though. WOBG (The original FUBG) was still here then and she advised us against it. Well, he did live in a rough part of SA, as I recall.

Well, gotta go, my loves. Before I go, A-1, I just want to say that your steak sauce rocks!

As ever (meaning still crazy.)

Yolanda, Queen Of The Universe.

[truly committed (imported)]

i posted something here and now it is gone???? im sure that is the second time this has happened to me!!!!!!!

[Paolo]

i posted something here and now it is gone???? im sure that is the second time this has happened to me!!!!!!!

According to the ADMIN panel, there are no trashed posts in this thread. I'd say it never "took".

[truly committed (imported)]

yeh..thanks

im not sure what happened..ill repost soon.

[homptydumpty (imported)]

last night i had a very clear, sexual incounter. in my dream...

i had been with some one who was naked like myself, rubbing my naked body to theres and right quick i looked down at a throbbing penis and i watched an ejaculation as i felt myself orgasm, from there i drifted back into sleep. and woke up wet.

i dont want to disgust people when i talk about this, but what came out was rather milky looking. i mean in real life, after i woke up and went to the bathroom, there was still a bit of white tinted liquid coming out in dropps from my penis.

i am not sure why the ejaculate would be any color, other that clear?

night.

z

[jemagirl (imported)]

last night i had a very clear, sexual incounter. in my dream...

i had been with some one who was naked like myself, rubbing my naked body to theres and right quick i looked down at a throbbing penis and i watched an ejaculation as i felt myself orgasm, from there i drifted back into sleep. and woke up wet.

i dont want to disgust people when i talk about this, but what came out was rather milky looking. i mean in real life, after i woke up and went to the bathroom, there was still a bit of white tinted liquid coming out in dropps from my penis.

i am not sure why the ejaculate would be any color, other that clear?

night.

zI was able to have orgasm before going through puberty and some times the fluid was a little bit on the milky side. OTOH you might have a third testicle but that is very very rare.

[Kangan (imported)]

last night i had a very clear, sexual incounter. in my dream...

i had been with some one who was naked like myself, rubbing my naked body to theres and right quick i looked down at a throbbing penis and i watched an ejaculation as i felt myself orgasm, from there i drifted back into sleep. and woke up wet.

i dont want to disgust people when i talk about this, but what came out was rather milky looking. i mean in real life, after i woke up and went to the bathroom, there was still a bit of white tinted liquid coming out in dropps from my penis.

i am not sure why the ejaculate would be any color, other that clear?

night.

z

My ejaculate is very thin and watery. It is milky in color although not as white as before I had the vasectomy. I'd say you are having a perfectly normal event. It will take a while for your prostate gland to shrink and so lessen the amount of ejaculate.

[truly committed (imported)]

will there be a time when a eunuch is no longer able to cum???? its takes a while for the prostate to shrink, im curious.....will it always continue to work?