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[Riverwind (imported)]

Dingbat,

I'd pay money to see that!

Me too,

Go Dingbat

River

[dingbat (imported)]

I know this will be a big disappointment to both of you but HBO have cancelled it on the grounds that it corrupts the concept of the Protestant Ethic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestant_work_ethic).