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Kristoff's post also reminded me of the time that I had a colonoscopy. To keep anything embarrassing from showing during the procedure, I made sure my privates were tucked in front of my thighs. (In retrospect this was a mistake as there were a whole bunch of young pretty nurses helping.) I had wanted to stay awake to see the video pictures of my insides, but the pain got real intense almost immediately so I had them put me out. When I woke up in the recovery room chair, I was laying on my back under a blanket, and it was obvious that the recovery nurse had had plenty of opportunity to get a good look.:D :dong:

Several summers ago after a hike in the woods, I discovered a nasty tick bite in my scrotum with swelling in the cord which necessitated a trip to the doctor's office for antibiotics. When the nurse asked me to show her the problem, I chickened out. (If she had insisted, I would have done it. I guess I am a repressed submissive....)

Since I had a number of other similarly inflamed bites on my legs and stomach, I did undress totally for my male doctor. To my surprise while laying on my back on the exam table, he gave my privates a real thorough examination, way beyond what I expected. (This was the first time in almost a decade that I had been totally naked during an exam.) I kept hoping the nurse would pop into the room for some reason, but she never did. :-\
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I had a female doctor for a while. She made a thorough examination of my genitals and also did a rectal exam. I also had a rectal exam by a male physician's assistant. He had his finger up my ass for about ten minutes, milking my prostate for it's last drop. At least, I hope it was his finger. It was the most thorough milking my prostate has ever had.
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Slammr (imported) wrote: Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:13 am I had a female doctor for a while. She made a thorough examination of my genitals and also did a rectal exam. I also had a rectal exam by a male physician's assistant. He had his finger up my ass for about ten minutes, milking my prostate for it's last drop. At least, I hope it was his finger. It was the most thorough milking my prostate has ever had.

You sure it was in the doctor's office? :D
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kristoff wrote: Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:04 pm You sure it was in the doctor's office? :D

Which one?:) If the PA had been a little better looking, I might have invited him to use something other than his finger.
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