numnuts (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:14 am It would be fatal to the penis if there were a pittbull on the otherside.
That's a really great idea! With a dog, it becomes funny and suspenseful. The prankster kid has to deal with both having his penis caught, and being able to hear or perhaps even see the dog on the other side. He gets to anticipate what's coming.
numnuts (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:14 am Being drunk is enough for anyone to trim themself. A person DIES every 30 seconds in The United States alone, just from driving drunk. Machines and drinking do not mix. It's a proven fact, and not hard to believe at all. That's why accidents don't happen on purpose.
Accidents happen because a person is being careless and being drunk makes that much much easier. There are all sorts of ways to cause a car crash through carelessness, but could something be careless enough to stick a hedge trimmer between his legs? That seems more deliberate than careless.
On the other hand, I suppose if he had a really big, floppy dick he might accidentally nick off the tip of it while trying to trim something else. I suppose he might also set it against his thigh to rest, not realizing that putting it there places the blade against his penis.
numnuts (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:14 am It could be any kind of metal fence. He could get a testicle caught in a chain link fence. Heck, he could get his testicle caught in a wooden picket fence if he wasn't high enough off the ground while trying to clear it in the nude.
So he gets his penis or balls caught in a link of a chainlink fense. I can certainly picture that! In fact, I think it might even be easier to get your penis caught like that, because an erection might accidentally go through a link instead of over the fence when you are jumping it, and nothing good can happen from that. I'm less certain of how your balls could be caught, even if they were really low hanging.
However, I'm wondering how much damage that would do to a penis. You go over the fence, your erection goes through the fence, you topple over the far side of the fance, hanging by your erection which has twisted around and over the top of the fance so that you can dangle by it.
Personally, I think my erection might be able to handle that without being totally ruined. Of course it would hurt, but if your erection is flexible enough that it can bend a little without breaking, then you might get out of it with only bruises, or maybe a minor penis fracture.
A little surgery and you've got your penis back, just like in my story "Chemistry Nightmare".I suppose a really stiff erection would snap completely just from smacking into the side of a fense when you were trying to jump over it, but that somehow seems too easy.
