Food Network Confession

[stewie69 (imported)]

I admit it, I watch the Food Network from time to time. Partially because I like to eat, but mainly for the lovely ladies that host some of the shows. When I'm in one of my penectomy-fantasy modes, I just love watching those beauties with a nice sharp piece of cutlery and a cutting board. Just the thought of Rachael Ray chopping off my cock I wonder what she'd do with it...

[Daughter (imported)]

I'm a food network addict myself, but for a completely different reason.. ((professional quality chef)) lol Maybe a new market for adult films...? Carrie Cuts Carrots..?? The story of an insanely sexy chef who gets off on chopping vegetables.

[tinydick (imported)]

well it would beat covering them in salad dressing lol

[tugon (imported)]

I admit it, I watch the Food Network from time to time. Partially because I like to eat, but mainly for the lovely ladies that host some of the shows. When I'm in one of my penectomy-fantasy modes, I just love watching those beauties with a nice sharp piece of cutlery and a cutting board. Just the thought of Rachael Ray chopping off my cock I wonder what she'd do with it...

I thought you were going to say Giada De Laurentis.

[stewie69 (imported)]

I thought you were going to say Giada De Laurentis.

Oh, she's definitely on my list I'd let Nigella Lawson take a whack at it too

[BossTamsin (imported)]

I keep hoping someone will write up a story involving either Rachael Ray or Nigella Lawson. Now there's a recipe.

[Paolo]

The things I miss by only using the TV to watch a DVD now and then...no antenna, no dish, no cable...

[stewie69 (imported)]

I'm at it again... This time, I'm watching Sandra Lee, and imagining her fellating me right before she chops it off. She's got that hot-mom-next-door quality, and she's the kind of woman I'd love to surrender my cock to.