X-Rated Animated Cartoons

[VeeJay (imported)]

This is not exactly a story idea, more of a "what if". I have often wished that Warner Bros, had been able to produce X-rated animated films featuring their famous cartoon characters, like Bugs Bunny, Sylvester pussy cat, Wiley Coyote and others. I would love to see Bugs shoot Elmer Fudds balls off with his own shotgun, for example.

Wiley Coyote offers endless possibilities for painful mishaps having dire consequences for his genitals while he is setting traps for the Roadrunner. For instance, Wiley is peeriing over a cliff, looking for the Roadrunner. He is holding a 50 pound weight with a handle on top. He doesn't notice that somehow his cock has got caught in the handle. The Roadrunner comes up behind him and goes Beep-Beep. Startled, Wiley drops the weight off the cliff and his cock goes with it His cock stretches about ten feet and then pulls him over too. Naturally he passes the weight on the way down and it crushes his balls when it lands on him at the bottom.

Likewise Sylvester. I can see it now - "I tawt I taw a puddy-tat's balls. I did, I did taw a puddy tat's balls. What big balls you have puddy tat!" WHAM!! "Poor puddy tat; his balls are all squished."

Unfortunately it's just a dream; though I wish I was an artist.

[wolfpuck (imported)]

lol, that is a hilariously fun idea, i like it. i'm trying to think of what artists i know that might be able to do something like that. wouldn't be animated though.

[ChemistryKid (imported)]

I agree! That sounds like tons of fun. I wonder if it would be possible to get that same cartoony feel in writing. I usually try to make it stories as realistic as I can, so I have no idea how well it would work if I tried it cartoon style.

I think the key is that a cartoon character always pops back up to go at it again. There would be no drawn out description of the agony and the recovery, despite how much fun that is. I would have to force myself to do the gag, squish the balls, and then stop without any follow-through.

Instead of having him whine about his crushed nuts, he instantly gets back at it so that his nuts can be crushed again!

In fact, your balls are pretty resilent things, so maybe that's not so unrealistic. Every time the Coyote's balls get smashed they get more sore and swollen, but they're not actually broken...it's just his bad luck that every single thing he tries ends up smacking his sore nuts. Then in the final scene we can completely turn them into pulp.

[ChemistryKid (imported)]

I've had another idea. To do this in writing, it could be made into the voice track of a nature documentary. It would all be in the present tense as a soft, friendly voice describes what is happening to our fascinating animal friends.

For example:

The Desert. Bleak, barren, breathtaking. In this harsh world, every day is a fight for survival. Here we see a lone coyote, prowling his domain of rocks and sand. His scientific name is Carnivorous Vulgaris and he seems to starving. This poor creature is very gaunt for his kind: you can see his ribs sticking out along his sides and from another angle, his genitals are completely out of proportion to his wire thin body.

He has surely not had a meal in days, and there is no sign of anything in this desolate world. However, the creatures of the desert are sturdy and resourceful. Let's watch him for a while and see what he does.

At last, there in the distance, we can see another creature approaching. It is moving quite fast, using the flat surface of a highway to make it easier to run on its long legs. It can only be a road runner, or in latin, Accelleratii Incredibus.

The coyote has seen it, just look how his tongue is hanging out and how the life has come back into his eyes.

Well, that's the idea. I think a really fun story could be written that way. I'll probably get around to writing it myself someday.