a dyslexic man walks into a bra

[numnuts (imported)]

... lol... Woot...

Does Woot mean 'Fart'?

[JesusA (imported)]

Does Woot mean 'Fart'?

No. "Woot" is an ejaculation of air from the other end of the digestive tract. Uusally done with great joy.

[twaddler (imported)]

Does Woot mean 'Fart'?

No, it's an exclamation like 'Booyah' or 'Hell yeah' or 'Kill Whitey'.

[A-1 (imported)]

O.K.,

...what in the hell is a "Funnel Inversion"?

...is it like an upside-down tornado or whaaaat?

[twaddler (imported)]

Well, my penile functionality is officially greatly diminished. A couple weeks ago it was fine, but now even achieving a full erection is difficult (impossible?) and maintaining one is of course just not happening anymore.

And these damn SSRIs make it damn near impossible for me to orgasm anyway. Argh!

Would just a tiny bit of testosterone restore sexual functionality? I really don't want to do that since I love how I feel right now and am incredibly happy as I am, but since I'm actually actively seeking out a relationship with a male for the first time right now I think maybe most guys wouldn't be too pleased with my lack of penile functionality.

I don't know yet. I'd rather avoid testosterone altogether. Damnit!

[numnuts (imported)]

Well, my penile functionality is officially greatly diminished. A couple weeks ago it was fine, but now even achieving a full erection is difficult (impossible?) and maintaining one is of course just not happening anymore.

And these damn SSRIs make it damn near impossible for me to orgasm anyway. Argh!

Would just a tiny bit of testosterone restore sexual functionality? I really don't want to do that since I love how I feel right now and am incredibly happy as I am, but since I'm actually actively seeking out a relationship with a male for the first time right now I think maybe most guys wouldn't be too pleased with my lack of penile functionality.

I don't know yet. I'd rather avoid testosterone altogether. Damnit!

Yay! Good to hear about your lack of penil function! Good for you.

Personally, I think you should stay away from testosterone for a good while. After all, that was the whole point of your procdure. I think it would be counterintuitive to replace what you just went through hell to get rid of. It makes no sense, at least not for some good amount of time inbetween.

Also, Kudos on seeking a companion, I wish you the best with him. But know that there's no reason why you can't satisfy him sexually if your relationship gets to that place. And know that there are many ways you can satisfy him too. He can penetrate you in at least two ways, that's just for starters.

Since you ARE a eunuch now, I think you should explore it! Play the role of ancient eunuchs and satisfy your partner sexually, without thinking of your sexual release or outlet. It will put you on a higher plain psychologically in thinking only of your partners pleasure. Some say it can be extremely fullfilling, even spiritual, to think only of your partners pleasure and not your own. And within that, you CAN find fullfillment yourself. Though, it certainly won't be in the way of a physical orgasm.

I say stay away from testosterone, and focus on your partners pleasure. Let him use you in the ways he needs to experience and obtain his pleasure. Be open to HIS needs, not yours. Try it for a while and see how it feels. You may get more out of it than you think it sounds. It can't hurt to try (unless he doesn't lube you up first, LoL) and your certainly in the perfect position physically to experience this now.

Try it out. And forget about your penis function and orgasm for now. It's never going to return to what it used to be anyway, so get used to the idea. Focus on your partners pleasure from now on, and work on gaining a good, loving, honest relationship with someone. Good Luck!

[twaddler (imported)]

Let him use you in the ways he needs to experience and obtain his pleasure. Be open to HIS needs, not yours. Try it for a while and see how it feels.

That's exactly how I was planning on working things, I'm just a bit afraid of rejection based on lack of sexual functionality.

Bah, oh well. I'll as I am for right now I suppose. Thanks!

[jemagirl (imported)]

I'm just a bit afraid of rejection based on lack of sexual functionality.

That's always a possibility when you are perusing a relation ship with some one who is not aware of your status. Just remember there are folks who would find you lack of sexual function very exciting. Life is like 31 Flavors... no matter what the flavor there is some one who thinks it's delicious

Jema

[twaddler (imported)]

NWS -- Warning: may scare little children and small farm animals.

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[twaddler (imported)]

I freaked out two guys tonight with my nutlessness.

Fuck this. I think I'm just going to buy me a battery-operated buddy and a large, soft stuffed creature to cuddle with.