Am I the only one???

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Good morning!

Yolanda the Odd here,

Just back from the rancho, although the weather made for a miserable drive, 'cause there's a Christmas party I must attend...yawnnnn. Did kill two spike bucks and a doe ( a deer, a female deer...) AND charmed the ranch hands into doing the post-mortems! If "charmed" means hugs and 20 bux each, that is.

I've been wrestling with a "question of conscience" as of late, or better yet, a "question of sanity", LOL! Of course, it's related to my Castration Fascination...you'd have never guessed, right?

In a nutshell...heehee, I said "NUTshell"...it's about my surfing the net for pictures of peepees-minus-ballsies.

You see, I find that I'm spending about two-three hours a week, work and other stuff permitting, looking for that type of pics. When I can't find much, and they ARE pretty scarce, I find sites that show unsnipped ones and sort of imagine what they'd look like Apres-Snip. There's one sight, called Amateur Boys, where there a LOT of pics, including close-ups, of "candidates', and I've begun a painstaking search through the "back issues", selecting, if you will, pics that I carefully catalogue for future enjoyment.

As I may have "confessed" before, I even browse the shemale sites in search of 1/2-way trannies...no balls, peepee present. There ARE some, but even those are relatively scarce.

So, I guess what I'm asking is...Does ANYONE else among us engage in this? Am I headed for the rubber room? Am I a bad person? Is Walt Disney really frozen and awaiting future (here it comes...) "RE"-animation? And, finally, if I take the tiny little screw out of my navel, will my adorable hiney fall off?

Please help a lady better understand herself!!!

Well, time for A: Shaving (legs and (!) ) B: A shower C: *Pop Tarts(TM) and some English Breakfast Tea. D; Wrapping two last-minute gifts.

Then off to the Open House at a friend's place.

With Love and a Merry Christmas/Happy Chanukah to all, even the &^$%^! atheists!

Yolanda The Oddest Elf

Livin' large in San Antonio (until I get the credit card bills, anyway.)

*Brown Sugar Cinnamon, UNfrosted (hard to find).

[tugon (imported)]

I think you are very sane. You like what you like and you understand your motivation behind the desires. Desires can become obsessions. You will still be sane but spending an inordinate amount of time with your obsession. Just like I was with castration fantasies before I became a eunuch.

[kristoff]

You are absolutely fucking nuts - perhaps you oughta get 'em clipped.

[n3rf (imported)]

You write very well - N3RF

[Paolo]

Yep, she's nuts.

And we wouldn't have her any other way!

You keep getting so many deer, I'll have to send my little down there. He's hit his limit on the state youth license and the freezers are full. Kid can field dress a deer in record time!

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

You are absolutely fucking nuts - perhaps you oughta get 'em clipped.

Uhhhhh, Kristoff ..I can't have clipped what I wasn't born with. In case you haven't figured it out, mine are called OVARIES! LOL!, and I schlep them around inside me. YOU have (At least the long part, I assume.) while I have (!). Vive le Difference!!!

If you tried to snip mine as you would some guy's, you'd be snipping at air. (No higher please! I'm using my labia just now.)

Well, at least I seem to be not alone in my kinkitude...whew! Still, I wonder how many more years of this are yet to come.

Will I be the only woman in the Home For Elderly Crazy Ladies who fondles her ancient and withered old clitty while still seeking eunuch pics?

Well, by then my nipples and clit can probably be touched by the same fingers....at the same time. Nooooooo...I wanna die young and firm! Take me now, Lord!

BTW, the party was fine and we got our Christmas Bonus checks...Yippeee! Boss Claus was very generous.

Love and be safe for the Holidays!

Yoli The Giggling Girl (I had too much bubbly.)

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Yep, she's nuts.

And we wouldn't have her any other way!

You keep getting so many deer, I'll have to send my little down there. He's hit his limit on the state youth license and the freezers are full. Kid can field dress a deer in record time!

Paolo,

It's all kinda sad, really. This part of Texas is overrun with deer and feral (wild) hogs. In order to manage the herd for quality bucks and assure the overall wellbeing of the herd "we" need, sometimes, to kill a lot of does and spikes (which are generally defective genetically.) I can't believe I've become a student of game management, but if you are in BigGuy's world, you become one, or else. A female is expected to be more than just decoration and a fun n' games participant while in his orbit. Sooooo, here I am...a total "girlie girl" a few years ago and "Yoli, Queen of The Wild West" now. My dad is still in shock. (Well, "Princess, 'cause WOBG is the Queen.)

On the bright side, since the huge walk-in at the "Big House" is well-stocked with everything wild...deer, quail, doves, a few "geeze and quackers" (heh!), hogs, wild turkey, and various fish, all the critters killed this time went to needy folks...eleven deer and, if I recall correctly, FOURTEEN hogs (of which I killed two...Yuk!)

Kisses and hugs,

Yoli

Natural Born Killer (so long as I don't break a nail!)

[Hrlyrdr01 (imported)]

Yoli, drop me a email and I will send you some decent castration links Ray

[kristoff]

Uhhhhh, Kristoff ..I can't have clipped what I wasn't born with. In case you haven't figured it out, mine are called OVARIES! LOL!, and I schlep them around inside me. YOU have (At least the long part, I assume.) while I have (!). Vive le Difference!!!

If you tried to snip mine as you would some guy's, you'd be snipping at air. (No higher please! I'm using my labia just now.)

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Yoli The Giggling Girl (I had too much bubbly.)

Obviously someone missed the joke. Too much bubbly does that sometimes. I may not have any, but I am still nucking futts..... Oy...

[Batman (imported)]

Good morning!

Yolanda The Oddest Elf

Livin' large in San Antonio (until I get the credit card bills, anyway.)

*Brown Sugar Cinnamon, UNfrosted (hard to find).

THAT'S AWESOME!! They're the only kind of pop-tarts I usually get too. They are the best, I don't know why they almost ALL have to be frosted now.

Nice to see a kindred spirit about something important for a change!

Happy Everything!!

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