Top 10 Stories of 2006 as reported by the Onion

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THE TOP STORIES OF 2006

December 15, 2006 Thousands More Dead In Continuing Iraq Victory (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56628)

May 24, 2006 Al Gore Caught Warming Globe To Increase Box Office Profits (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56631)

November 8, 2006 Kevin Federline, Wife Divorce (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56632)

July 6, 2006 Ken Lay's Children Inherit 4,000 Pensions (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56645)

August 14, 2006 Israel Bombs Anti-Semitism Out Of Lebanon (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56637)

November 9, 2006 Karl Rove Accused Of Throwing Midterm Elections (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56638)

August 5, 2006 NASA Launches Probe To Inform Pluto Of Demotion (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56641)

September 6, 2006 Osama Bin Laden Takes Credit For Crocodile Hunter's Death (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56634)

February 14, 2006 Generous Vice President Cheney Gives Hard-Working Media Field Day (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56646)

January 31, 2006 Coretta Scott King's Wiretap Ends (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56647)

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