What Is Your Penis Type?

[jack6 (imported)]

My penis type is a doubled one. Until the middle of the length it is splitted and so i have two cocks- like a Y.

I think that's the crazy type!

[quantum (imported)]

Seeing as this slaveboi refers to it as its clit let's go with....

The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.

[twaddler (imported)]

"The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother aproved."

lol... soo wrong.

I think the Windows '95 one fits me pretty well.

[Blaise (imported)]

You forgot the dead, rigamortis penis as emplefied by me, River, Uncle Flo, Jesus and all us senior citizens. I'd include Kristoff but his age isn't listed so I assume he still has his youth.

Well, before HRT, I was in that boat! Of course, I have not made love in a decade and a half. I cannot think of the appropriate name for an unused penis. :-\

[Dave (imported)]

Well, before HRT, I was in that boat! Of course, I have not made love in a decade and a half. I cannot think of the appropriate name for an unused penis. :-\

DO you know how wrinkly and crinkled cheap hot dogs get when you soak them in water for a day or two?

[A-1 (imported)]

What a bunch of WEENIES!

[Dave (imported)]

What a bunch of WEENIES!

AND PROUD OF IT!

[IbPervert (imported)]

The Star Trek Penis: To boldly go

The Star Wars Penis: "Use the force Luke!"

[jemagirl (imported)]

I'm surprised that no-one has thought of the Microsoft Penis....

Where do you want to go today?

I have the Apple penis "Think Different"

[devi (imported)]

The Mountain Dew penis: "Tickles your innards"

The KFC penis: "Finger Lickin' Good"

The old man jigolo penis: "Silly rabbit tricks are for kids."

The Crest penis: "Only one cavity"

The Bugs Bunny penis: "Ah, what's up doc?"

The elecrtic company penis: "Gee! --No, Gee Ee-ee-eeh!!!"

The Greyhound penises: "Just let us do the driving."